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paradisa2012-06-16 04:08 pm
imalwaysright) wrote in paradisa2012-06-16 04:08 pm
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Right! Okay. Sure. A totally random hotel room, which I know I wasn't in last night. Why not? It's a nice hotel room.
...
Actually, this is a really nice room for a kidnapping. That's weird. Who kidnaps somebody and doesn't tie them down? Even weirder. And... doesn't guard the door?
What? And they left the door unlocked. I am seriously unimpressed right now, kidnapper! Is this your first time? Because you've made pretty much every single possible mistake.
I mean, I could better than this. ... Not that I go around kidnapping people, but seriously? It's like you didn't even try.
I’m totally not complaining, by the way. Thank you for being the worst kidnapper in the history of kidnappers. Really, I mean it. [Pretty sure it's an empty room. Totally alone.
Worst.
Kidnapper.]
...
Actually, this is a really nice room for a kidnapping. That's weird. Who kidnaps somebody and doesn't tie them down? Even weirder. And... doesn't guard the door?
What? And they left the door unlocked. I am seriously unimpressed right now, kidnapper! Is this your first time? Because you've made pretty much every single possible mistake.
I mean, I could better than this. ... Not that I go around kidnapping people, but seriously? It's like you didn't even try.
I’m totally not complaining, by the way. Thank you for being the worst kidnapper in the history of kidnappers. Really, I mean it. [Pretty sure it's an empty room. Totally alone.
Worst.
Kidnapper.]