➣ One Sword

[whatsnottolike]

[Edward blinked. A moment ago, Nathaniel had been suggesting they look for Giselle elsewhere, and his feet had been planted on a foul, bellowing beast (now dead, thanks to him). Now, he’s found himself standing on the bar of the Lux. He draws his sword, pointing it in the nearest person’s face.]

Speak, peasant. What land have I been taken to?

[And after that, he’ll wander about the castle, trying to skewer any ghosts that float near him and leaping dramatically into rooms.]

[ooc: Open in person! Feel free to say he’s pointing the sword in your character’s face. And feel free to say he’s anywhere (lobby, outside, kitchen, etc), as he’ll be exploring the entire castle.]

Comments

[impetuous]

[ Flatly. ] No manners you nobles. Why don't you try saying "please" and getting that out of my face.

lux filter forever

[valuedstrength]

[Steve is just staring at him and that weapon. Why does everyone threaten him when they arrive? Well better him than someone else.]

Sir, could you please put the weapon down first? People here are trying to eat and work in peace.

Action

[demontobeloved]

[Okay, no. This is something like the third time someone's pointed a sword in his face.

Cole's just going to move it away, easily, with two fingers. Superhuman strength and all.]

How about you calm down before I start taking offense.

[whatsnottolike]

[He narrows his eyes at Gwaine.]

Was it you who brought me here?

[impetuous]

You're still not saying please.

[ Do you want to go down this road? You want a sword fight in the middle of the Lux? Because you will get one. ]

[whatsnottolike]

I will not say please to the man who took me away from my hunt for my true love. Such wickedness is not to be had!

[Okay, poking Gwaine in the chest with his sword now.]

[bornofwisdom]

Whoa! ( sword in face out of nowhere. okay, the demigod is a little bit worried here. )

Is that really necessary?

[whatsnottolike]

Are you not the evil one who brought me here against my will?!

[Poooking Steve in the chest lightly.]

[impetuous]

[ Bitch, oh no you di-idn't. ]

Looking for true love, eh? [ Gwaine drains his soda and hands it to Edward. ] Answer you seek is at the bottom of the glass.

[ All he needs is a second-long distraction to grab Edward's ankle and throw him off-balance and off the bar. ]

[whatsnottolike]

Why don't you tell me where you have hidden away my one true love!

[He's making a face at not being able to move his sword back into Cole's face.]

[valuedstrength]

No, that would be the building. [Okay he's brushing the sword aside. He's patient, but not that patient.]

Now could you please put that away? You're going to hurt someone.

[whatsnottolike]

[Oh my, he looks so excited now! This man was going to help him, after all! He takes the glass in his left hand and studies the bottom of the glass.]

[kidwiththeleash]

How dare you!

[Have a miniknight, Edward.]

Action for the ballroom... dun dun duuuun

[accidentalrebellion]

[Dramatically leaping into rooms, huh?

If Edward should decide to dramatically leap into this one, not terribly far from the Lux or the lobby, he'll find that he's in the presence of a few others. Two girls (17 and 12 years old, respectively), and a cat. A very grumpy cat.]

[demontobeloved]

And you assume that I was the one who took her? I would get your facts sorted, buddy.

[impetuous]

[ Yeah.

No.

Enjoy falling backward off the bar.

Gwaine pulls his sword free from his belt and jumps the bar to join Edward on the other side. ]

Now let's try this again, shall we? You want something? Say "please."

[whatsnottolike]

[Oh! There's a fair maiden in here. Perhaps it is her! He opens his arms and begins singing sweetly.]

♫ I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss! ♫

[Surely she will answer in song!]

[whatsnottolike]

[Edward is confused.]

Well... how dare you!

[whatsnottolike]

[Oh look! A fair maiden! He immediately puts his sword away and serenades her in sweet song!]

♫ I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss! ♫

[If she is his one true love, she will sing back, right?]

[kidwiththeleash]

[She has that effect on people.]

Stop pointing that sword at me this instant!

[persequor]

[ What. Even.

Arya doesn't think. She drops the cat. At Edward. Oops. ]

[save_the_souls]

[Allen was in the hall when- oh lovely.]

Please get that sword out of my face!

[whatsnottolike]

[He lets out a very unmanly scream before leaping up and grabbing his sword.]

Haha! Never, wicked one!

[Although... that sword looks bigger than his...]

[bornofwisdom]

Nh— ( and now he's singing. his ADHD is off the charts, isn't it?

he's got a nice voice, she'll give him that, but hers? not so good. so no singing from her in return. she's just going to stare... up... at him... forever... )

Ummm... That's good for you, sir. Just keep dreaming and it might... come... true?

[kungfuwitch]

[If he leaps dramatically into the kitchen he'll see one (1) witch humming cheerfully as she makes lunch for Peter... with enough for a great deal more people.]