(no subject)

[deterrence]

[some murmuring that bears a startling resemblance to "it's like an oversized caterpillar..."


... (why green?)


the following message is dictated, addressed to anybody on the other end of the journal in general:]

May I inquire as to what kind of appeal can be found in facial hair? I've never understood it.

[ooc: mini-loss, handwaving someone (whoever, really, can be your character if you wish) drawing on Shizuru's statue a Mario mustache that followed her back. it'll be gone soonish. BUT THIS QUESTION IS IN ALL SERIOUSNESS]

Comments

[dictated]

[not_like_the_rest]

Some people like how it tickles. Why?

[dictated]

[deterrence]

It seems unnecessarily troublesome to maintain presentable. And why would tickling be enjoyable?

[perma-dictated]

[not_like_the_rest]

For whoever is kissing the person.

yes that

[deterrence]

Oh. [still sounds unsure, because a) she has no interest in kissing a person with facial hair and b) it's not as if she's going to be kissing anyone in the immediate future anyway, unless the castle meddles]

You've tried it before?

sweet

[not_like_the_rest]

yeah, why not? It wasn't my thing though.

[sixguns]

I dinnae like my chin.

[Smirk.]

[sexyhitchhiker]

[blink]

Why?

[unsaid: oh good you're not a statue anymore]

[deterrence]

[if this was a person she was more acquainted with, she might go as far as to ask, "so what is?" but eh, that can be left for some other (less rude) time]

To each her own, I suppose. And experience is experience.

[deterrence]

[heh, sassy answers are the best! Her amusement is evident when she speaks]

Such a shame. Did the beard help?

[deterrence]

[oh good indeed. Even for her, not moving got boring after a while]

Curiosity. You've not wondered about it?

[sexyhitchhiker]

Not really. Mustaches were never on my list of things to ponder on.

[deterrence]

This is more about how anyone can find them attractive. [with all due respect (read: zero) for Tate's massive sideburns, facial hair is gross]

[sexyhitchhiker]

Cultural standards of beauty. [There's a pause as she thinks about it, and now she sounds unsure. She's pretty certain she skipped this lecture.] Or something like that. Probably.

[deterrence]

[wasn't expecting a serious answer with thought put into it and all...gosh]

But do you subscribe to that opinion?

[sexyhitchhiker]

As if I care. It's hardly relevant.

[back to being lazy, yup.]

[deterrence]

It is to me. [so there]