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[digitalhazard]

[There's a sad little noise]

I think I found out what my loss is.

I can't eat bread anymore. It's one of the worst things ever! Because bread is delicious and I really, really miss it.

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[wheatdos]

I'm sorry mate... D-did you just say bread?

[Wheatley sounded... really surprised by that.]

Dictated forever

[digitalhazard]

I did. It's the best food ever and I really, really miss it.

Re: Dictated forever

[wheatdos]

Oh well uh... don't be discouraged by just that! Uhh... so wh-what happens when you try to eat it?

[digitalhazard]

I can't. It's like I'm hitting an invisible wall.

[wheatdos]

"Oh well, that-- that's not good. That's terrible actually.

[A pause. He's quick to add on...]

Oh, but-but listen mate! Th-there are all sorts of other things that, that i'm sure is just as great. Tried bread myself for the first time here. Thought it was pretty plain. H-have you ever had cake? Cake is good. Phenomenal... you can replace bread with cake!

[digitalhazard]

But cake isn't bread. [Gosh, he just keeps sounding sadder and sadder] And bread isn't plain. There's lots and lots of different kinds of bread, and I can't eat any of them.

[wheatdos]

It's almost bread.... uhh, oh! Rice cakes! Ever had those? Almost bread. Practically bread. Tastes a bit different, but still really... bread...y.

What's your name, mate?"

[digitalhazard]

Mmm... maybe.

I'm Guilmon. What's yours?

[wheatdos]

Oh! Right! I forgot to introduce myself didn't I... right uh... W-Wheatley. The name is Wheatley. Cognitive genius at your service.

[You cant see him, but it would be obvious to guess that he'd probably give a big dramatic bow.]

You'll like it... Guilmon. Wow... what is that? Is that french? That's french iz'nit?

[digitalhazard]

French? [There's a short pause as he thinks it over] No, I don't think so.

Takato named me. You should ask him.

[wheatdos]

[Another pause.]

Someone else named you? Here? Oh... it wouldn't happen to be one of those, human... pa-paternal relations... would it?

[He doesn't know he isn't a human yet, welp.]

[digitalhazard]

Rr? I'm not human.

[wheatdos]

Wh-...

[He sounds surprised. It isn't a bad surprise though. He sounds a bit... is that relief?]

You're not? Really? Haha... oh wow. Had no idea! Shouldn't be surprised though. Loads of nonhumans here. Myself included. Ohhhh, so what are you then?

dictated

[siebter]

You can't eat bread? That's awful!

I guess you'll have to eat a lot of other really good foods to make up for it...

[encryptedlock]

Aww, what? That's just bullsh--I mean, uh, that's dumb. I'm sorry, Guilmon.

[digitalhazard]

Mmrrr... It's okay.

At least I can still eat peanut butter. [But it's not the same.]

[digitalhazard]

I'm a Digimon.

What are you?

dictated forever

[digitalhazard]

What do you think is good?

[siebter]

Cake is really good! But if you eat too much, you'll get sick...

[digitalhazard]

I know. If I eat too much of anything I'll get sick.

[siebter]

I guess so! Rice is good if you put things on it, too.

[wheatdos]

...An AI. I'm an AI mate. Artificial intelligence at it's best. Bet you can't tell! The castle put me in this human body, but I still consider myself to be still very much an AI.

[Hm? A Digimon. He's never heard of that, and sounds very curious.]

...huh. Uh... sounds familiar. So you're one of those uh... yeah, actually I have no idea if I must be honest.

[encryptedlock]

How about--uh. Let's see. Did you try breadfruit? That's sort of like bread...or maybe muffins?

[digitalhazard]

What's breadfruit?

[digitalhazard]

Mrr? What kinds of things?