001 || Intro || Dictated

[fromanorphanage]

So this is Hogwarts. I expected it to be grander. Larger. Although, I don't remember getting on the train that was mentioned to me.

Is this a trick? Or I am simply somewhere else?

Comments

[cheerupemoborg]

Somewhere else. Most definitely.

[fromanorphanage]

Oh? So where might I be?

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont knoww wwhat the shit a hogwwarts is but this aint it

[fromanorphanage]

Then where am I?

[caligulas_aquarium]

some sort a fuckin castle that steals people or some shit for no good gogdamned reason an fucks wwith em for its amusement
so yeah im rollin out the red carpet by sayin you are noww screwwed beyond all hope
deal WW it

[fromanorphanage]

Sounds like Hogwarts to me.

[caligulas_aquarium]

its not hogwwarts jegus fuckin christ wwill you listen
its paradisa
ten times fuckin wworse than wwhatevver you think it is

[fromanorphanage]

Paradisa? Never heard of it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

noone wwho comes here has
its outside a all knowwn wworlds or somethin i dunno
they dont havve any explanation so they just keep givvin me this bullshit blame evverythin on magic excuse
till then noone knowws wwhat the fuck is goin on
probably cant offer you any kind a better explanation than i can so no fuckin point in askin around
you can try but itd be the biggest exercise in futility you evver did undertake

[fromanorphanage]

Just like you talking?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh har de har har har
got any other gems in store for me
cause i just dont think i could handle another putdowwn like that
an in case you wwerent wwonderin that wwas human sarcasm
your attitude means jackshit to me

[beyondimagining]

I do not know what place you intended to be, but this is not it. It is called Paradisa.

[cheerupemoborg]

Another world - Paradisa, its called.

[lord_wizard]

[Hogwarts, eh? He knows what that is, which means this kid must be a wizard.]

Your admission to Hogwarts appears to be delayed.

[gunslinger]

Hogwarts? The magic school?

[courageous_wit]

Somewhere else, I'm afraid. [who is this kid she does not recognize the voice]

[selfless]

Oh! I'm sorry, you're in a place called Hogwarts. This is Paradisa.

[walkinthruwalls]

Kind of echoing everyone else but you're somewhere else. It's still a castle, though.

[withmymind]

Many tricks. Hide in the walls.

[toerags]

[ who are you, bro. ]

Nothing like Hogwarts, mate. Less spectacular and warm.

[ how he misses it. ]

[fromanorphanage]

Never heard of it.

[fromanorphanage]

Then leave.

[fromanorphanage]

So I've been told.

[fromanorphanage]

What would you know about it?

[fromanorphanage]

Yes. What of it?