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paradisa2012-07-25 05:39 pm
plundersbooty) wrote in paradisa2012-07-25 05:39 pm
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[Good afternoon, cruise-goers! If you're lucky, you might see a young girl, clad in a pirate's uniform, climbing up the side of the ship, finding route to the highest point she can safely climb to, moving as swift as she can and hoping nobody spots her. At least, not until she wants to be seen. She has left a line of opened passenger rooms in her wake, hoping to stumble across a hoard of treasure, only to find a whole lot of nothing. What a disappointment.
And trust me, she'll be seen. She mumbles to herself a bit as she gets up, speaking to nobody in particular.]
Who puts shows on an ocean liner anymore in this day and age? Must be one of these theme cruises. Which means that anyone on board should be loaded. If that's what I was hired to do, though...
[She gets to the top and brandishes her sabre, waving it about and shouting as loud as she can, posing and trying to make herself look as intimidating as possible. Kind of hard when you're short and sixteen, but you make do. If it weren't for the fact she's so batshit insane, it'd actually be kind of cute.]
Greetings, denizens of this fine ship! I am Captain Marika Kato of the Betnenmaru, boarding you in order to take your valuables! I suggest you hand over what's closest to you and I'll see to it you dock safely.
However, if you don't pay up, I'm not responsible for what me or my crew or about to do to you!
[She looks around, unaware her crew is long gone, still striking her pose.]
...Whenever they get here. Trust me, you'll be sorry!
[ooc: Backdated to the first day of the cruise. Obviously, this post is only open to people on the cruise itself. Feel free to respond as you will, she's largely harmless, just hammy. If you want your room to have been snooped in or pilfered through, just say so, otherwise I'll assume she didn't get into their stuff.]
And trust me, she'll be seen. She mumbles to herself a bit as she gets up, speaking to nobody in particular.]
Who puts shows on an ocean liner anymore in this day and age? Must be one of these theme cruises. Which means that anyone on board should be loaded. If that's what I was hired to do, though...
[She gets to the top and brandishes her sabre, waving it about and shouting as loud as she can, posing and trying to make herself look as intimidating as possible. Kind of hard when you're short and sixteen, but you make do. If it weren't for the fact she's so batshit insane, it'd actually be kind of cute.]
Greetings, denizens of this fine ship! I am Captain Marika Kato of the Betnenmaru, boarding you in order to take your valuables! I suggest you hand over what's closest to you and I'll see to it you dock safely.
However, if you don't pay up, I'm not responsible for what me or my crew or about to do to you!
[She looks around, unaware her crew is long gone, still striking her pose.]
...Whenever they get here. Trust me, you'll be sorry!
[ooc: Backdated to the first day of the cruise. Obviously, this post is only open to people on the cruise itself. Feel free to respond as you will, she's largely harmless, just hammy. If you want your room to have been snooped in or pilfered through, just say so, otherwise I'll assume she didn't get into their stuff.]