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[Dictated as he's wandering around...searching for someone. He can probably be found through assorted halls of the castle, in the city and around the grounds as he searches]
Maaan, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we went back to normal. And you know what I decided?
I never want to have kids. They age you way too quickly.
Seriously! Nothing like a bunch of brats running around to cause murder to your looks! I could barely take a week thinking that I had a bunch of little siblings- having some of my own might just cause premature gray! What kind of cruel would would that be to sentence someone as pretty as me to that fate?
But hey! At least it's alllll over and we got through some weird thing without all horribly dying from fireworks. Best to look on the bright side, right?
Maaan, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we went back to normal. And you know what I decided?
I never want to have kids. They age you way too quickly.
Seriously! Nothing like a bunch of brats running around to cause murder to your looks! I could barely take a week thinking that I had a bunch of little siblings- having some of my own might just cause premature gray! What kind of cruel would would that be to sentence someone as pretty as me to that fate?
But hey! At least it's alllll over and we got through some weird thing without all horribly dying from fireworks. Best to look on the bright side, right?
