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[selfdom]

[ so you might be wondering outside into a mess ripped up grass, dirt on everything and yeah that looks like a tree torn up in the distance. in the middle of this all stands one conner kent next to one superdog currently rolling around in said dirt ]

C'mon Krypto, get up-- [ boy tries to get dog to stand up and leave. dogs says no. boy gives up and just runs a hand through his hair ]

I'm so not cleaning all this up.

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[sawyourwolfjunk]

[Kenzi is out exploring her new 'home', but more aptly, she's looking for a way out of here. The torn up ground gets an eyebrow lift. The 'argument' between man and dog has her biting back a grin.]

This is what leashes are for, you know...

[selfdom]

Yeah and they end up in ribbons on the floor.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

A muzzle?

[selfdom]

You have one stronger than any metal known to man?

Excuse completely oblivious and ignorant Kenzi...

[sawyourwolfjunk]

[She looked at the dog, then back to the guy. Then back to the dog.]

Um, pretty sure a regular muzzle will work just fine, dude.

[She crouched down, looking at the dog.]

Isn't that right, puppyface?

don't worry, she'll figured it out soon~

[selfdom]

Krypto.

[ rolls his eyes and points to the uprooted tree ]

Who do you think did that?

It'll just be one more weird thing in a world of weird.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Krypto puppyface. You didn't do that, did you? You're just an adorable little furface, hmm?

[Okay, so Kenzi might be regressing a bit. Give her a break. She missed her dog she'd had as a kid.]

that's the least of her worries here.

[selfdom]

[ the look on his face right now ]

So, who are you? [ might as well let her entertain krypto so he can rest for a little ]

She's just all 'I wanna play with the puppy', and has no clue, man. No. Clue.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Oh, yeah. I'm Kenzi. Isn't that right, puppy?

[Now she's reaching out a hand to see if he's okay with petting, because hoo-boy, does she want to pet the adorable little bundle of fur.]

it's kinda cute though haha

[selfdom]

He won't bite, so don't worry, but I'm not responsible if he gets drool all over you.

Hey, she's just happy to find something normal in all the weird in her life. Puppies are NORMAL.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

[Beaming, she moved to scritch the dog behind his ears, using both hands to give him a good, thorough scratching.]

Pff, puppy drool's not so bad. Especially when you consider some of the other things I've been covered in. Isn't that right, Mr. Adorableface? That's right.

except krypto

[selfdom]

....

[ he doesn't want to know ]

You can try to take him for walks next time then.

Well, she doesn't know that. Yet.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

[She's moved down to rubbing his belly now, doing those absurd noises that girls do when confronted with something they find adorable]

Aww, is daddy saying bad things about you, puppyface? Don't you listen to that. He's just grumpy that he's not an adorable little furball.

that'll be a fun day

[selfdom]

Hey! [ wants to say he's adorable too but 8( ]

Well I'm not a dog. So it doesn't apply to me.

Let's just hope it's not because he's running her into a tree

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Uh huh.

[She gave him a side-look, trying not to smirk, then went back to lavishing attention on Krypto.]

Daddy wishes he was a dog, doesn't he? [She'll refrain from saying it's possible he could be. She doesn't know...]

nahh she's not a threat

[selfdom]

Whatever lady. [ why would he wanna look like a dog when he looks like this? ]

Do you with you were a dog?

Not even a little.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Sometimes? Maybe. But I love my shoes too much to ever be a full-time Rover. Right, pups? Boots are love. Yes, they are.

well good c:

[selfdom]

Next time he chews up mine you can give him the next pair.

[loisfuckinglane]

[ oh hey look who's here with her hands on her hips ] You're lucky that wasn't in the house.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

You wouldn't chew up my boots, would you puppyface? No... 'cause you're an adorable little puppy.

[And there goes the kissy-face, complete with kisses.]

[supes]

Having trouble?

[detectivegenius]

[Have a best friend watching you from a ways away and not making much effort to hold back a laugh of amusement.]

[selfdom]

Say that now but wait till you're out three different pair. [ rolls his eyes ]

[selfdom]

[ glances over at. oops ]

I'm thinking three steps ahead, Lois.

[selfdom]

No not at all. I wanted him to tear up the yard.

[ looks down ]

Good boy!