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paradisa2012-08-22 12:01 am
sawyourwolfjunk) wrote in paradisa2012-08-22 12:01 am
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[There's the distinct sound of someone clearing their throat, then a deep breath is taken.]
Attention Paradisa residents. I'd like to bring your attention to a possible transaction. A trade of talent for cold, hard, cash. I have in my possession for the next three weeks, the services of one used to be car, but now totally human dude. He'd make a great butler-for-a-day, as well as being able to get any kinks in your neck out. We'll keep the, uh, services clean, people, so don't make me kick you in the junk.
He whines and moans a lot, but I'm totally cool with you muzzling him for the duration of your purchase.
Starting bid is twenty dollars per hour with a minimum of two hours. Any takers?
Attention Paradisa residents. I'd like to bring your attention to a possible transaction. A trade of talent for cold, hard, cash. I have in my possession for the next three weeks, the services of one used to be car, but now totally human dude. He'd make a great butler-for-a-day, as well as being able to get any kinks in your neck out. We'll keep the, uh, services clean, people, so don't make me kick you in the junk.
He whines and moans a lot, but I'm totally cool with you muzzling him for the duration of your purchase.
Starting bid is twenty dollars per hour with a minimum of two hours. Any takers?