eight :: journal/death match

[i_got_this]

So hey, hey castle! Listen up --

[She'd noticed something ... odd ... throughout the day, and felt it was time to put it to the test.]

[And also she wanted to know if she was the only one affected.]

[She's parked at the Death Match, ready for a party either way.]

I know there are a fair bit of you from various ... versions of America, so let me ask you this;

what states are all of you from? Family, friends, what states do you like or not like? [How many reasons can she throw in here for people to list states, hm ...]


Come on, get creative. State facts! Hit me!

Freelancer Filter

[She's smirking, can you tell?] So how are you all doing?


[[ooc: CAST LOSS start!]]

Comments

I'M SORRY YORK

[wizard_redfive]

New York.

Filtered to this specific lady [no name written, just in case]

[youfallback]

What the hell are you doing? [Threatening, possibly because she's already had to take a few shots and she does not like the thought of alcohol poisoning.]

dictated

[imalwaysright]

Why?

SOUTH ISN'T SORRY

[i_got_this]

Yeah? And where in New York? Like, New York, New York, or Albany, New York?

Carolina

[i_got_this]

[South is intent on being as big a brat as she can until she passes out.] Oh, loosen your britches, Carolina.

And hey, I always wondered -- is it North Carolina, South Carolina, or all Carolinas?

[youfallback]

South, stop. [She's trying to cut this off early so York doesn't just collapse and die at some point.]

[i_got_this]

'Cause, I'm curious! Maybe a little homesick. It'd even been a while since I'd been there once I joined the military, you know? Just trying to find some common ground.

THIS LADY :|

[youfallback]

[There's a pause as Carolina takes four shots and goddamn this has to stop right now or she's actually going to get alcohol poisoning.]

This isn't a joke.

[i_got_this]

[Well she's compelled to take a shot.]

Party pooper.

Sour Puss

[i_got_this]

It's the fucking castle bullshit, of course it's a joke. Might as well have fun with it.

[waterproofed]

Originally from Manhattan, New York. I've been to the Eiffel Tower a couple times.

Master of Insubordination

[youfallback]

Fun isn't forcing the rest of your team to alcohol poisoning.

[i_got_this]

Oh, yeah, because the Eiffel Tower is so in the United States.

Fail, dude. Fail.

So what's your favorite state outside of New York? Anything else on the east coast? What about the west coast?

[wizard_redfive]

[...Huh.]

Hempstead. [Note the lack of state name.]

Do I even want to know why you're asking?

[imalwaysright]

... Okay.

I'm from California. Fun fact: we don't have wolves.

[i_got_this]

[So much mischief in her tone,]

Juuuuuust curious.

[waterproofed]

I didn't say it was. I just said I've been there.

Um... I donno, I guess Virginia since my girlfriend's from there?

Mistress of Boring

[i_got_this]

You don't even know what fun is.

[wizard_redfive]

Riiiight.

[Not believing that for one second.]

[i_got_this]

[Aw bust, man. No Agent Cali here. :| ]

Seriously? That's a huge fucking state, how don't you have any wolves?

Bitch

[youfallback]

[She's tempted to mention that South had seen herself that Carolina knows what fun is, but refrains.]

It isn't this.

Freelancer Filter

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming isn't exactly a popular state, so he hasn't exactly been named yet and doesnt realize what's happening here... but this is sounding suspicious.]

Might I ask why the sudden concern, South?

Freelancers

[youfallback]

[Welp, she can't help it,] Wyoming, don't.

SOUTH

[encryptedlock]

I would just like to let you know that you're a bad person, and you should feel bad.

[i_got_this]

What, you want a fucking medal?

[Nope, no Agent Virginia here] Aw, sweet, man. Real nice. [She's ... being a little sarcastic.]