MASQUERADE PARTY

[masqueradeparty]

[the day of the party has arrived!

right around dinnertime, fairies will try to round up every single character and gesture, lead, or pull them towards the courtyard. there, the miniature castle has finally been completed! there are fairy lights and beautiful singing all around you, and it looks like there's some kind of a party going on in the castle, but...

...but it's still so tiny. how could you possibly get in there? it would be hard just to get your hand through the front door!

but the fairies will persist, and as soon as a character steps into the fairy ring...

they find themselves in the ballroom.

this post has been forward-dated to tonight, of course, so mingle in the comment sections and have a fun time with the different rooms.]

SECTION LINKS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:
• The Ballroom
• Side Rooms
• The Garden
• The Altar

Comments

[molotov]

I am sure they fit your khui perfectly.

[assassino]

[Grin]

So how does a virgin bride learn so much about cocks if she has only taken one?

[molotov]

I'm forty, first of all, and half the time I get my kills by pretending I plan to sleep with the target. How many cocks I have actually deigned to touch has nothing to do with how many I have been exposed to. And how did you find that out?

[assassino]

I'm an Assassin, I can find out whatever I want. And I've never had to seduce someone just to get a kill.

[molotov]

You also do not even kill women. And nyet nyet, no. You could not have just found out. It would be impossible, unless... Did Samson tell you? I will fucking rip his face off...

[assassino]

Why would he tell me? He likely wants me dead.

And who cares if I do not kill women? Even if I did, nobody would pay to have a woman killed when he could do it himself and pay a small fine... if he were caught.

[molotov]

Why does he want to kill you, what did you do? Anyway, I don't care, the point is that you don't seduce your kills because that would be stupid for you. But when I need to get a man with thirty bodyguards and a security system alone, seducing him is usually the safest bet. Men are stupid.

[assassino]

Because you've just kissed me twice and because he is irrational.

[Laugh.]

But whatever helps you complete your work, Molotov.

[molotov]

But you already knew. He will want to kill you now, but he didn't before. He must have told you, it's the only way. You couldn't even know from finding my belt somewhere.

[assassino]

Are you kidding? He was poised to kill me just for cooking dinner for you.

[He leans back on his hands.]

Your belt?

[molotov]

[She heaves just this enormous sigh. It could pass as a teenager's sigh.]

Well, since you already know... my chastity belt. It was my loss. Why do you think I was a virgin for so long?

[assassino]

No man was brave enough.

[Confused look.]

So this was some sort of belt meant to preserve your virginity?

[molotov]

Chastity belts exist in your time, don't be dense.

[assassino]

I am not being dense. I have never seen or heard of a "chastity belt" in my life.

[molotov]

Well, it's exactly what it sounds like. Metal underwear with a lock on it.

[assassino]

Would that not chafe? And how would a woman relieve herself?

[molotov]

It doesn't chafe if it fits [also magic because Molotov's totally had a chain thong], and I am not telling you that.

[assassino]

[The fuck.]

And you think my time is cruel...

[molotov]

They exist in your time. The ones then were even worse than mine, and at least I had the key to mine! There was no chaperone keeping it for me.

[assassino]

I have never, ever heard of them. I am sure Lucrezia could tell you the same.

[molotov]

You have never heard of a lot of things, that doesn't mean they don't exist.

[assassino]

Yes, but you think this is a part of my time, which it is not. Certainly not in Italia.

[molotov]

I don't care if you haven't heard of them, they exist. We have them in museums. And besides, it isn't like women brag about them.

[assassino]

Molotov, I am positive that it is not from my region or time. Women may not brag, but men would.

[molotov]

Brag about what? You think a girl in a chastity belt is spending enough time around men for them to know? Do you know who puts women in chastity belts? Usually their father. Do you often have discussions with fathers about their daughters' genitals and your ease of access to them?

[But she starts slurring really badly about halfway through that speech, so it would be surprising if he understands it.]