Ten Zephers

[soccerwhisperer]

[dictated happily into the journal]

It's October! Does the castle celebrate Halloween?

Back in Elementary school, we would set up a haunted maze. Each class had a section of the gym the maze they got to decorate. It was a lot of fun, even when I accidentally got caught in the forest of devil tongues.

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Dictated

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

I know His Majesty always decorates the castle with black and orange and dresses up his pets for the holidays weeks before the actual event.

Dictated forever

[soccerwhisperer]

Did his pets like it? My dog Sasuke hates wearing costumes.

Dictated

[losemycherry]

That sounds like a lot of fun! I think it would be cool if we got to do something like that here in the castle.

Still, the best part of Halloween is getting to try lots of sweets. <3

Dictated forever

[soccerwhisperer]

I like dressing up with friends to get those sweets more.

Dictated forever

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

They certainly don't seem to mind it. I'd actually be surprised if they made any sort of objection.

[losemycherry]

Oh? Have you decided yet what you'll dress up as this year?

[soccerwhisperer]

What kind of pets were they?

[soccerwhisperer]

Hmm... I was thinking about a knight in shining armor!

[losemycherry]

Ooh, that should be fun! Do you have a damsel in distress yet? <3

[soccerwhisperer]

You mean like a heroine?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

Rappigs. A combination of rabbits and pigs with a wholly uncreative name.

[soccerwhisperer]

Well no wonder! Those animals are really nice and docile.

[losemycherry]

Yeah, a heroine. A knight in shining armor's no good without a heroine. I could be your heroine for you...if you want...!

[soccerwhisperer]

Most games do have girl leads... Okay, we can do a joint costume! Maybe we can even get a team together, like an RPG party.

[losemycherry]

An RPG...you mean like Last Legend? Okay, well most heroines in those games are healer types. So I guess I'll need a white robe and a staff of some kind.

[soccerwhisperer]

That's a great idea.

[losemycherry]

I suppose we should introduce ourselves. I'm Yamada.

By the way, are you a virgin?

[soccerwhisperer]

I'm Tenma. It's nice to meet you!

Virgin...?

[losemycherry]

It's very nice to meet you, too! <3

[On Yamada's end of the conversation, an evil grin spreads across the girl's face. If my time in Paradisa has taught me anything, it's that if someone doesn't know what a virgin is, they probably are one. And he sounds like a loser, too. SCORE!]

Ah, nevermind. It's something from my world; I forgot they don't exist anywhere else.

[soccerwhisperer]

Oh, that's too bad.

[losemycherry]

I guess that makes me the only one there is in Paradisa. Hee, but that has its own charm, in a way.

At any rate, we should go ahead and invite the rest of our adventuring party. Did you have anyone specific in mind?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

And rather portly.

[soccerwhisperer]

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that! It just means you're extra special.

I don't, but isn't finding new friends what a lot of adventures are about?

[losemycherry]

I suppose that's true. Then, we still need a DPS and a caster, I guess. We need a balanced party, to be effective trick-or-treaters.

[soccerwhisperer]

Aren't most parties limited to three?