waterproofed: (Kid: Side)
Percy Jackson ([personal profile] waterproofed) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-02-06 04:47 pm
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Not a Magic 8 Ball

[if anyone is familiar with Percy's voice, they will notice that he sounds younger as he speaks to the journal today]

Hey, book. Do you know where my mom is?

[he shakes it but nothing happens. Next he decides to bang it on his desk. Aside from getting Magikarp agitated, nothing happens]

This thing isn't working!
necrologio: (are you as stupid as you look?)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not even recognizing the voice at first. But it's loud and young and he wants it to shut up.]

Hitting it isn't going to make it talk. It's a book.
necrologio: (bearer of bad news)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the book. Look, just... find someone else to explain this to you. I'm busy.
necrologio: (look at these hella emo shadows)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I've been working on it.

[Something makes him stop and think for just a second, though, in the midst of all this grouchy sarcasm.]

... So what's your name, kid?
necrologio: (hey i'm a mature adult)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[A lengthy pause, followed by some muffled swearing.]

Percy? As in Jackson?
necrologio: (i'd like one large order of angst please)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't matter.

... Did you just get here?
signedlefthanded: (vingt-trois ° yeux perçants)

[personal profile] signedlefthanded 2012-02-07 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Percy?
signedlefthanded: (vingt-cinq ° absolument mauvais)

[personal profile] signedlefthanded 2012-02-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's Violet.
signedlefthanded: (vingt-trois ° yeux perçants)

[personal profile] signedlefthanded 2012-02-07 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you sound like... [You haven't hit puberty, yet] Are twelve?
signedlefthanded: (vingt-sept ° une douceur apaisante)

[personal profile] signedlefthanded 2012-02-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you?
necrologio: (bearer of bad news)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're in Paradisa. It's like the Fields of Asphodel, but it has a kitchen. And only the ghosts are dead.

[Completely adequate explanation right there.]
necrologio: (hey i'm a mature adult)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, like in the-

... You mean you don't know about that stuff yet?
necrologio: (i'm doubting you right now)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
... The words "half-blood" don't sound familiar to you at all?
necrologio: (bearer of bad news)

[personal profile] necrologio 2012-02-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Great. This is just excellent.

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