So you want to be a ninja

[waterproofed]

You know, I don't think I've ever encountered a real life ninja before coming to Paradisa. The closest I got was watching this TV show about adolescent ninja frogs.

It's pretty cool to be one for a while.

Comments

[psych0p0mps]

you want to be a ninja frog? :p

[assassino]

Really? I met a ninja on my first day here.

[squartatore]

[Aradia got to the joke first, so...]

Can't say these ninja are all that cool, actually.

[staggeringego]

Ninja frogs? Really?

[waterproofed]

Well, that's what I mean. Before Paradisa, ninjas weren't really a thing I would run into.

[waterproofed]

No, it's a TV show.

[waterproofed]

Really? I think they're awesome! They have all kinds of powers and stuff.

[waterproofed]

Yeah, really. It was a cartoon.

[psych0p0mps]

pondsquatting fly catchers by day
shadow clad stealth killers by night
their kicks must be deadly!

[waterproofed]

You know it!

[assassino]

Ah, well they do not exist in my time, so it is impossible to just come across them... perhaps it is the same in yours.

[waterproofed]

I'm sure they exist. Just never ran into them.

[assassino]

How do you know?

[waterproofed]

They're in history books. Besides, where I come from the ancient gods are real. So why not ninjas, too?

[assassino]

The pagan ones, you mean?

[waterproofed]

Uh... I wouldn't call them that, but yeah. Zeus and Athena and all them.

[staggeringego]

[ He's thinking more newspaper strips, but considering he's also thinking wizard papers it might as well be a tv show even if he doesn't know much about tvs. ]

The things people think up.

[waterproofed]

Right? Next you know, there's going to be ninja vegetables or something.

[staggeringego]

Now that just seems downright silly.

[waterproofed]

It'd be funny, though.

[staggeringego]

I dunno. Might get old after awhile just watching vegetables dressed up like ninjas lying around.

[waterproofed]

Not if you throw them at people.

[staggeringego]

Now that sounds less like a cartoon and more like a game.

[waterproofed]

It's not a bad idea, though.

[squartatore]

I guess it counts for something. But most of them act like normal people who are doing normal stuff.