How hard is it to give someone a gift for a gift-giving holiday, anyway? I'm not asking you to celebrate with me--hell, Miles, you don't even have to be in the same room with me if I'm doing anything too religious for you to deal with.

But whether you like it or not, this is a relationship and if I'm supposed to give up spending the holidays with someone I love, the least you could damn well do is meet me halfway.