checklist: (how do i words)
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle ([personal profile] checklist) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-12-08 11:20 pm
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All right. I know that everypony's preoccupied with this... um, kissing. Against your wills. I can see why that's a pretty big deal for all of you. But I have an important question for everypony.

What happened to those magical items that cured the sickness? Are they stored away safely, in case of a resurgence? I hope somepony's thought about that and taken it into consideration, but it's not too late if not. Let's get them stored away safely so we can be prepared.

Thaaaat's pretty much it.



Oh, wait, one more thing. No kissing in the library.

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atrophied: (I'll describe the way I feel)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
The items have been labeled and stored. Except for the hunk of wood. Been playing ping-pong with that.
save_the_souls: (Crowley stop doing my hair in my sleep)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2012-12-09 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[-!!!]

Don't play pingpong with that!
atrophied: (or are you just my seventh seal)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I can't hear you over the sound of wood hitting ball!
checklist: (gasp)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ dfnsuighs ] You can't do that!!
atrophied: (me no speaky english)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH OH

THERE GOES THE SOUND OF WOOD SMACKING A BALL ]
checklist: (i'm an oyajicon?)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's very important material for the safety and well-being of all present and future occupants of the castle! You can't risk it by using it to play a game of ping pong!
atrophied: (I never ever want to crash)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nope more smacking sounds.

Then a crack. ]

...oops. You ponies wouldn't happen to be good for glue, would you?
checklist: (get it off my face)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ sh9uihnswatihntwrhintsrhisdgs ]

Just wish for some from the castle!

Wait! No! Don't! That's a delicate magical item, breaking it and then using glue could upset the magical balance and intricate spellwork of the item!
atrophied: (sing it to me now)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Slather it with glue, got it. Castle, UHU please!
checklist: (i fucking hate you all)

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[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T DO IT!!!
atrophied: (you come on just like special k)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. If you really don't want me to fix it, I'll just throw it out. Terrible paddle anyway.
checklist: (noooo wait)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
No don't do that either!!

I'll take it! I can fix it! [ Maybe. She hopes. ]
atrophied: (even now I sit and wonder why)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on the roof of the highest tower. Better hurry up. I'm leaving soon and I'm not bringing it down with me.

[ Said from the comfort of his hammock in his office in the clinic. ]
checklist: (you said wat)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Approximately half a second later and she's there, at the top of the tower - thank you teleportation! ]

Where!? I don't see you!
atrophied: (I saw her today at a reception)

[personal profile] atrophied 2012-12-09 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Wow. Didn't expect that.

Let's see how long we can keep up the charade. ]

Behind you.
checklist: (holyshitholyshitholyshit)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ STRANGLED CRY and the sound of something breaking - what did she even break on the roof of a tower? Don't ask. ]
doublethefun: (your modern ways confuse me)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-12-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hath there been kissing in the library?

[yeah no, she's been hiding in her room or w/e]
checklist: (just wat)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Too much. Entirely too much.
doublethefun: (teehee)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-12-09 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[she can't quite hold in her snicker]

That doth sound like a most awkward predicament, Twilight Sparkle.
checklist: (i hate rain)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
It could always be worse.




I could end up being kissed.
doublethefun: (the slyest)

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[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-12-09 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Is that such a bad thing?
doublethefun: (welllll)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-12-09 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[...wait. This is Twilight.] I am merely teasing; there is no need to lecture me on the extremely questionable ethics of forcing two ponies together.
checklist: (i hate you zelos)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's rolling her eyes. That can't be dictated, but know it is happening. ]

Plus that would be a pretty horrible way to have my first.
doublethefun: (definitely not l'oreal)

[personal profile] doublethefun 2012-12-09 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[any and all rolling of the eyes will be ignored]

Oh? Dost thou have somepony in mind?

[she's bored, okay.] Regardless, removing thyself from kissing prone areas might be beneficial to thy cause.
checklist: (or is it your face)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-12-09 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I'd rather have somepony in mind before anything of that nature does occur.

But at the same time, I can't just... abandon the library. Who knows what they'd do here without somepony to stop them? [ ZELOS. ]
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