.... The last time I heard such things mentioned, sir, it was in conjunction with the Village of Fowl Devotees.
[dropping you a little VFD code, here, sir, because that's very suspicious. are you who he thinks you are? also, he knows about the Hotel Denouement from Violet, but it hasn't happened for him, yet]
I am not, sir, though I feel I should ask why you thought I, a total stranger, should he knowledgeable upon the subject. Am I correct in surmising we have a mutual acquaintance? .... Violet Baudelaire, perhaps?
[he will be honest, but he'll be damned if he gives the stranger anything that might endanger Violet]
Well, I should be more than happy to answer any questions she may have referred you to me for, to the best of my ability. However, I feel you have me at a disadvantage: all involved parties in this discussion have been named, save yourself.
Indeed. Do you, by any chance, know a gentleman named Gregory House? I was told he might also question me, and it seems many of Violet's friends know one another...
That's quite a strong opinion to hold of someone....! Why on Earth would you think so of him? Violet spoke favorably of his character, if not quite of his demeanor.
Oh, a great number of things, but this is hardly a time to brag. Unless, of course, you are indeed, for some reason, looking for a list of my serviceable skills and knowledge, in which case I suppose I could oblige.
Very well then. [ahem.] Over the course of a long, comprehensive education - both formal and informal - I have studied advanced cryptography, rhetoric, criticism, theatre both classical and modern, extensive creative bartering, snake charming, volcanic geology, swordsmanship, the art of disguise, cartography, astrology, astronomy, archery, memorization, poison testing, ropemaking, sailing, millinery, badminton, marmoset training, cheerleading, the art of falling properly into trees from inordinate heights, the culinary arts, and lockpicking ... though admittedly, I garnered incomplete marks for that. I can also run for up to sixteen miles at one time, should the need arise, play the accordion, and always, always keep my promises.
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This Gentleman
But of course, sir. What would you care to speak about?
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This Man
[dropping you a little VFD code, here, sir, because that's very suspicious. are you who he thinks you are? also, he knows about the Hotel Denouement from Violet, but it hasn't happened for him, yet]
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This Gentleman
[he will be honest, but he'll be damned if he gives the stranger anything that might endanger Violet]
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This Man
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James Wilson - question is, can he even see it?
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REMEMBER: you. asked. for. this.
LMAO LEMONY PLS
It's the running what always trips me up.
AND IT IS ALL CANON
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As that is the only place that I know of where the two occupied the same general vicinity, I'm afraid I must admit, you have confused me vaguely.
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