thirty- second twist of the coil

[vampirize]

Okay, really, I understand it's a new decoration and all, but having the kissing thing happen year after year is frankly just repetitive and annoying, if you ask me. This castle is about as uncreative as it gets.

[Tesla lets out a bored huff. He's sitting in the lobby, hopefully away from any nutcrackers of any kind, as he pores over what he wanted to say next.]

So, any horror stories from the kissing yet? You all better tell me some good ones.



[ooc: Very much open for planned or unplanned kissing of any kind! Despite his best efforts to escape them, a nutcracker will be there, so and kiss this jerk of a vampire scientist, if you want.]

Comments

dictated

[assassino]

Horror stories? Are you too blind to see all the gorgeous women here? There is literally not a single ugly woman in this entire building. With that in mind, nothing can be a horror story.

Dictated forever

[mal_addict]

Awwww, come on now, it's not that bad.

Dictated forever

[vampirize]

I don't know where you have been living for the last two years, but it definitely isn't "that bad".

dictated

[vampirize]

First, you need to get your eyes checked, and second, you are way too confident to think that all of hem will willingly kiss you without decking you in the face afterwards.

This place isn't the perfect romance getaway, just a nice reminder.

dictated

[assassino]

[He laughs.]

I bet I could kiss every woman here without getting struck. I am a charming man... but I can see how you would not understand such a thing!

And who said anything about romance?

[mal_addict]

[Laughter]

You speak as if it's torture.