S1E9 [dictated]

[asseenontv]

Given that the castle seems to be in a festive mood already, and there's no cable tv here, I thought it might be nice to have a Christmas movie night this Friday, when the theatre appears again. I'll bring lots of popcorn and hot chocolate. Does anyone have any favorites they'd like to see?

[OOC: I'll put a log up on Friday for TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS MOVIE action]

Comments

[shenunigans]

oh man hold up i have a list
jingle all the way
santa claus conquers the martians
santa with muscles
the santa clause 3
deck the halls

any of those man
but if you dont show the grinch
well
im judging you

[truestsciences]

assumin that christmas is the equivvalent of 12th perigees evve id like to see in wwhich a member of the vvioletblooded aristocracy spends 12th perigrees evve wwith the members of her hodgepodge creww a landdwwellers includin one instance a unresolvved flushed feelins betwween lowwbloods and one resolvved instance of resolvved flushed feelins twwo kismesissitudes and some rather suspect moirails as wwell as four deaths an sevveral vviolent and hilarious hijinks in the theme a the holiday
hopefully there are actually decent movvies here

[asseenontv]

The Grinch was at the top of my list - though I think the original version is the best.

I haven't seen some of those, but they sound interesting.

[asseenontv]

...I do not think I understood most of those words.

[Sorry Eridan, he hasn't even finished learning human yet :c]

[20thcentury]

The one with the puppets is alright.

[asseenontv]

Muppet Christmas Carol?

[He only watches these oh, EVERY YEAR.]

[shenunigans]

for sure
but between bros i gotta admit ive got a huge man crush on jim carrey

theyre majestic piles of shit
quality crap for christmas

[20thcentury]

Or anything with a good Scrooge in it.

[asseenontv]

Mr. Carrey is not my type, I believe, though he is quite funny.

The original is shorter, which is probably better if we're watching multiple films.

[asseenontv]

Not a fan of the holiday spirit?

[truestsciences]

[SIGH. gosh, all these aliens.]

seriously
thats not evven that long a title considerin the age a the movvie
you must havve nevver spoken to any trolls at all

[asseenontv]

[Hey, /everyone/ here is an alien to him.]

I have, actually - he answers our phone.

But bring your favorite film with you and we can watch it.

[shenunigans]

how can he not be your type when hes so versatile
hes every type
majestic and beautiful like a butterfly or some shit

im up for a christmas marathon man
i want to be so jolly that im bleeding out my ears

[20thcentury]

It's easier to identify with grumpy old folks.

[asseenontv]

Hmm. Not quite enough muscle, I think. Though that's neither here nor there.

And come by the theatre on Friday, then!

[asseenontv]

You are most certainly not old.

[20thcentury]

I know I don't look it, anyway. But I'm ninety-nine, me.

[asseenontv]

Then time has treated you with far more dignity than most people.

[truestsciences]

i really doubt wwere talkin about the same sort a troll
ill see if i can find it wwho evven knowws if this place has any good cinema at all

[shenunigans]

if you say so man
theres plenty of muscular fish in the sea

wouldnt miss it for all the polar bears in paradise

[20thcentury]

Or I've pickled meself with alcohol over the years. I've considered both possibilities.

[asseenontv]

You could always wish it up if the library doesn't have it.

[asseenontv]

Each to their own.

[asseenontv]

Perhaps, though it doesn't seem to have worked quite right for most of the old rock stars.

[20thcentury]

Bowie's doing well. Not sure what he's done to his hair, though.

[truestsciences]

that wwould be just stupid
this castle should be caterin to all species

[shenunigans]

touche my good man
ill see you there

[asseenontv]

True. Styles change, though.

[speaks the man who used to have a mullet]

[20thcentury]

Sometimes for the worse.

[asseenontv]

I am not sure the castle caters to anyone

[asseenontv]

I'm not sure I'm informed enough to really say, personally.

[20thcentury]

Well, as I've said, I'm old. Nine decades of fashion changes will make anyone a bit jaded.

[asseenontv]

...That it would. I've only seen a decade or so of Earth fashions.

[truestsciences]

not evveryone seems to be so poor off though so its gotta be caterin to someone

[20thcentury]

Which decade?

[asseenontv]

The 90s.

[And some of the 00s, but... comic book timelines /hands]

[20thcentury]

Ooh. That's when I'm from. I'm glad the grunge look didn't last long, honestly.

[asseenontv]

I will admit to liking recent trends a lot more.

[That and now he pays attention to these things.]