♈ Aradia: WAKE UP IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS YOU LAZY CHILD (backdated to yesterday??)

[psych0p0mps]

[Groggily dictated:]

ugh
damn it i passed out for two weeks again didnt i
bluh at least i woke up the same size as when i fell asleep =_=

[.... and, noticing the open journal.]

oh and my journal conveniently fell open again thats nice
hi guys im awake again
did i miss anything important
i assume so because its freezing in here 0_0
and
...
is that a bear

((ooc: dksla;jfsd SORRY I'M LATE, Aradia is gonna be around the castle, and open for kisses planned or unplanned!))

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[cyan_maid]

So that's why you disappeared! Gosh, you do that an awful lot, Aradia.

Oh, the bears are nice, so don't worry. Has he given you a bottle of soda yet? They like to do that, and judging by everyone's reactions, the soda is completely normal.

[psych0p0mps]

[don't look at her it's her mun's fault. JANEY STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH YOUR COLD JUDGING EYES sob]

[Aradia makes a little noise of irritation.] I know, I know. I mean, I keep weird hours anyway, so I'm used to taking naps here and there, but sometimes I think it's a normal nap and suddenly several weeks happen.

... Soda, huh? I guess I am pretty thirsty... [Insert a short pause while she goes to ask a bear for a soda.]

[cyan_maid]

[THEY ARE NOT COLD SHE IS HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU

Also what are Mun faults Jane doesn't know what those are, do they exist beyond the fourth wall]

Maybe you should check in with the clinic to see if they can figure something out? What if it's some sort of narcolepsy?

[psych0p0mps]

[Insert hiss of a soda bottle opening. Mmm.]

I don't think narcolepsy causes comas. I'm fine really, I'm pretty sure it's just castle shenanigans. After all, I'm not the only one this has ever happened to.

[sip sip] ... Huh, this stuff is pretty good. Thanks, bear.

[cyan_maid]

You mean this sleep thing has happened to other people? I know something similar happens when people go home for a little while...

Yes! Coca-Cola is pretty good as far as sodas go.

[psych0p0mps]

Yeah, it's similar to that. Only without the going home part. Instead I just had this weird dream where all my robot clones got into my clothes.

[cyan_maid]

Well that's...odd. Why would they do that?

[psych0p0mps]

I don't know. Maybe they were sick of wearing the same thing all the time? But their clothes are built in, so they just got frustrated and ripped them all to pieces. I was about to kick the crap out of them, haha.

[cyan_maid]

I can see why!

Still, it's sort of a shame they couldn't have wardrobes of their own. The creator didn't think about that option when they made the original?

[rogueofheart]

[It is pretty cold, isn't it? It's a good thing there's a warm, fuzzy kitten nearby to warm you up! Which is exactly what she's going to do.

Nepeta lifts her head upon hearing her friend wake, and picks herself up to happily prance toward her.

Aradia has perfect timing. Nepeta meows as she looks to her, hoping for some attention. Maybe in the form of petting or scratching her belly. Anything, she'll take it.]

[psych0p0mps]

[a little queasily] I hope not. Actually, I'm pretty glad he didn't design them to take their clothes off. Between you and me, he'd have probably sweated himself to death. If I didn't kill him first.

[psych0p0mps]

[Hm, what's this? Aradia notices the green kitty and crouches down to be closer. That is a very familiar green coat of yeah she already knows who it is.]

Hi, Nepeta. You got cattified again, huh?

[shenunigans]

[Dave wondered where Aradia got to, he hasn't seen or heard from her since she welcomed him into Paradisa. He isn't concerned yet, he doesn't know if people randomly disappear every now and then here.

WHATEVER. It's not like he's worried or anything, sheesh.

As a newbie, he's gotten into the habit of wandering around the place trying to figure it out a little better. Currently, he's headed back to his room after circling for a little while when he catches sight of the mass of hair and horns and calls out for her.]

Hey. Timesis!

[psych0p0mps]

[Aradia turns upon hearing him, then smiles and waves.] Timebro! How's it going?

[rogueofheart]

[There's an affirmative meow at that! It's pretty much the best loss ever. She can't believe how lucky she is every time it happens.

Naturally, she'll move close to Aradia and rub against her legs. She's got enough fur to keep the both of them warm.]

[shenunigans]

[He raises his own hand in greeting and strides forward to close the distance between them, nodding at her when he approaches.]

Fine, I guess. Where've you been? I thought the mother ship came back for you or something.

[psych0p0mps]

Oh, that. [She sighs and rubs the back of her neck, a little irritated at the situation.] I sort of passed out for two straight weeks. Or got knocked out by the castle, more accurately. It's not the first time that's happened, though.

[psych0p0mps]

[Daww. Aradia chuckles and lets her do that for a little bit, then goes to pick her up.]

You must be freezing! I know I am. Let's go get some blankets.

... By which I mean, I'll go get some blankets and you'll continue being a cat.

[rogueofheart]

[Psh, who needs blankets when you have all this fur--OH SW33T TROLL JEGUS being in Aradia's arms is so much warmer. She settles into her arms quite nicely, purring in approval. She reaches up and paws at little bits of Aradia's hair that dangles in front of her face.]

[shenunigans]

Things just keep getting better here, huh? I got something new to love forward to, I fucking love spontaneous sleeping.

[A little shrug.] I'd say I'm glad you're back but I'm not sure if that's a faux pas.

[psych0p0mps]

You could say "congratudolences"! That's the most accurate way I've come up with.

[psych0p0mps]

Ahaha, careful there. [She'll let Nepeta do that as long as her claws don't get snagged in it or anything. In the meantime she stretches out her wings and starts flying leisurely upstairs (since it seems most likely they'll find extra blankets in the laundry room. Kind of nice to go somewhere not in a hurry!]

[shenunigans]

[He snorts.] Sounds about right.

[He's going to shift his weight on his feet, starting to feel a little bit awkward but who the hell knows why.] Oh hey, uh, did you wanna-- [And then he's going to cut off mid sentence in favour of lurching forward to smooch Aradia. What. What what what. Nope nope nope. What the fuck is happening?]

[rogueofheart]

[This is the life, honestly. It's moments like these where she really wouldn't mind if Paradisa wanted to keep her this way for a long, long time. Of course, she knows it won't last forever. What she doesn't know is that it won't last the next few minutes, either. Here's hoping Aradia can get somewhere safe soon, and away from the stairs everyone is always warned about.]

[psych0p0mps]

Ack-! [And as it happens, at the exact same time, Aradia finds herself lurching forward to lock lips with Dave! And "lock" is pretty apt - there'll be a few seconds there during which they can't get apart, even though she grabs his shoulders and tries to push him back. She makes a muffled noise of surprise.]