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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Well, oh dear, it appears Mr.Ampora just found out about all of this valentine's day loss nonsense. He's pretty pissed off by everything he sees, y'know the room itself and it's generally unpleasant decor GOD SO MUCH RED EVERYWHERE, but most of all is the fact he's stuck here with some dude he probably hates already.

So he'll just flip a table, cause that is totally the most sensible course of action in a time like this.]

This is fuckin' stupid. Wwhere the shit did the door go!?

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This should be interesting

[beyondimagining]

[Will simply sits on a chair nearby and calmly observes the chaos.]

It is gone. There's not much point to being upset about it.

i have no idea why and for that reason i am excited

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, really? Good goin' genius, I wwondered wwhat the term for a door disappearin' wwas.

[A huff, as he crosses his arms.]

I wwonder if I could just bloww a hole in the wwall.

Will is very calm and unflappable. Almost irritatingly so.

[beyondimagining]

I do not think that will end well. If the castle has done this, it must have a purpose for it.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Look, just fuck up an' let me think for a minute, alright? I don't need the advvice a some stupid human kid chimin' in an' distractin' me.

[Okay, staring at the wall now.

Staring.

Staring.

Staring.]

whoops i lied 2/4

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And with no other real option he's pulling his WWHITE SCIENCE WWAND.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And now he's opening fire on that thing with all of the fury he can muster, creating a rather impressive burst of white magic science which trails along the wall it struck, probably destroying some things inside the room, but the wall remains predictably unscathed.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And the blastback being contained in such a small area manages to throw him back against the wall facing his back, although he only staggers once he falls forward from it, managing to keep himself from falling down outright.]

GOG THIS STUPID FUCKIN' CASTLE!!!

[beyondimagining]

[Will was mildly alarmed by this chain of events. As Eridan is attacking the door he hastily traces a circle around himself and speaks a word to the air. There is no physical symbol of his efforts, but Will remains untouched throughout all the commotion.]

I am a human in one sense only. [A pause.] I do not think I would have liked that if I had been properly human.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Okay, thanks for the correction, alloww me to correct myself.

[A pause and a glare, and then...!]

Fuck you.

[beyondimagining]

[Will considers this.]

I do think you might be the rudest person I have ever met.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Howw wwonderful, see if I givve twwo fucks.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh look, just as I expected. I don't and I couldn't givve a damn wwhat you think a me.

[Idly snatching up a candy from a little glass bowl...okay maybe the color of said delicious candy is disgusting but the taste is good. So he's picking up that bowl and going to town on it.]

Formalities an' politeness an' wwhatevver the fuck else are reservved for people wwho, yknoww, deservve it.

[beyondimagining]

[Will merely glances blandly at him, completely unoffended by the confrontational attitude.]

That is a rather foolish way to behave, I would think. One never knows who one might be offending, after all.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh, like I havven't heard that one before.

Look howw about you drop your little superiority act thing you havve goin' on here okay, I don't givve a fuck wwho you wwere before you came here, you're not important anymore cause a that.

Givve me a reason to be civvil or else I just plan on keepin' up the wway I am noww for the rest a this situation.

[beyondimagining]

I am myself, always. The situation does not matter.