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[whathedoves]

[With the Feast of Fools coming up, Yuuya seems to have become extremely deadpan.]

Time for the Feast? Already?

[He makes an extremely unimpressed 'hnh' noise. Deadpan and unimpressed.]

Maybe some of you could actually pull your weight. For once. It's a lot of work. I can't do everything myself.

Let's have fewer public displays of affection this year.

[Jackasses.]

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[wheatdos]

[Cue a droning voice of someone who definitely sounds like a thug. There's also an obvious hip hop beat in the background.]

Ey ey ey...

Ain't nothin' wrong with a lil' PDA, man.
Yo, you know, work an' love go togetha' tight.

[whathedoves]

That's ridiculous.

Love's for airheads, and no one here has any taste in music.

I should just go to the stables and keep making preparations.

[wheatdos]

Man, you jus' sayin' that cause you lonely.

What you doin' to prepare?

[whathedoves]

Lonely? I don't think so.

I thought I'd help set up food for our esteemed delicacy table.

[wheatdos]

Ehe, thas coo'.
By set up... you mean cookin'? Or workin' the place up so it's all nice and set?

[dupable]

We don't have a lot of feasts here, and usually when we do it isn't the residents cooking anyway so I don't think you have a lot to worry about.

[whathedoves]

No cooking.

It's not a particular talent of mine.

I'll do the lifting. Arranging. Whatever.

[whathedoves]

So you're not helping?

[So much disdain.]

As you know, this should be a time of merrymaking.

[Still disdaining.]

[dupable]

Well... I wasn't even sure I was going to go to it at all! So it doesn't make a lot of sense to help with a feast I'm not a part of.

i feel like when john and yuuya finally meet in a regular situation, they will be confused

[whathedoves]

Why wouldn't you?

Are you against happiness? Might be trouble.

they really will!

[dupable]

You can be happy without going to a feast! Besides, if anything is gonna be trouble it's this party. At least half the time a big event happens at the castle it ends up going wrong.

john, it's all been a big misunderstanding!

[whathedoves]

That's ridiculous.

Expect something to go wrong and it will. Then you feel justified.

You should come. Or don't.

yeah sure, BIRD KILLER!!

[dupable]

I am going to go ahead and go with don't. Especially if me just thinking something will go wrong is gonna make it happen!

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A BIRD

[whathedoves]

You do that.

We won't miss you.

[After a frustrated sigh, he adds,]

At least try the food.

He can fly! THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!!

[dupable]

[ Gosh, what is even up with this guy being so stuck on the feast? ]

I can always just wish up whatever food is gonna be at it some other time.

no john.

[whathedoves]

You sound like a loner.

No friends?

:(

[dupable]

Wha-- No! I have lots of friends.

no!!!

[whathedoves]

Friends who won't go to parties. Let alone the most important party.

So, boring friends.

:( :( :( :( :(

[dupable]

They're not boring! They are fun without going to weird castle parties--

Why do you even care?

...don't be so sad :(

[whathedoves]

I don't.

Shouldn't we be making conversation?

he just wants to be a bird

[dupable]

I guess so? I mean I guess I kind of did reply so...

[whathedoves]

That's right.

Don't ask for things you can't handle.

[dupable]

I didn't say I couldn't handle conversations! You are the one really getting touchy about the feast thing.

[whathedoves]

I'm not touchy.

You're overreacting to a joyous celebration.

[dupable]

I think you're the one overreacting! I am barely reacting at all.

[whathedoves]

Then you're not very good at it.

Blah, blah, get more excited.

[dupable]

I'm not good at not reacting?

[whathedoves]

If hardly reacting was your intention, you failed.

You just keep talking.

[dupable]

Talking isn't really a strong reaction though! It's just talking.

[whathedoves]

But you're shouting.

There's nuance.

Still "just talking?"

[dupable]

I'm not shouting.

[ Taking a deep breath- ]

THIS IS SHOUTING!!

[whathedoves]

Very literal person, aren't you.

And childish.

[dupable]

I'm not childish! You're childish!

[ Said in a fit of maturity. ]