But you said you were going to keep him awake! So which is it going to be? Awake and asleep are quite polar opposites, you know. And no, I would never say something that is quite uninteresting! You take out all the interesting bits and bore people to tears!

Hats are not fashionable! They are just bits of fabric and fluff that you set on your head. If you are fashionable late, everybody shall notice you when you walk in.