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thirty-third twist of the coil
This is positively the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. Painting roses? Using flamingos as croquet bats? Talking flowers? Was the castle on drugs when it created this all, or what?
Can castles even take drugs...? Oh, god, whatever, I don't need to think about stupid stuff like that. This is silly, and moronic, and I really don't need to be here, going to all those tea parties the creatures here keep rambling about.
[A pause as he grumbles to himself, before:]
They better have wine at that tea party, or I swear, I'm going to punch the Red Queen in the face, beheading or not.
Can castles even take drugs...? Oh, god, whatever, I don't need to think about stupid stuff like that. This is silly, and moronic, and I really don't need to be here, going to all those tea parties the creatures here keep rambling about.
[A pause as he grumbles to himself, before:]
They better have wine at that tea party, or I swear, I'm going to punch the Red Queen in the face, beheading or not.