Vriska: Be Talkative

[wagers]

_{[filter; Paradisa Veterans]}

So, I guess I'm joining the veteran's club at the end of the month. Yeah, okay, I know there's not really a club because what the hell is there is to celebrate or find momentous about being trapped in the same place for a very long time? But it's interesting to know how many of us stay for so long and how many of us leave in like, a month!

I guess I just want to know if there is anything interesting about your time spent here, should you choose to discuss it. Have you accepted the fact that the castle "just likes" you? Are you just dying for a way out? Are you attached to everyone here? Has this been anything like a coming of age story where you got character development and all that?

Inquiring minds wish to know!

_{[filter; Paradisa Newbies]}

So, have you all settled in yet? Yeah? How's that working out for you? Good? Terrible? Are you sad? Are you upset? Do you miss home already? Is there anything you want to know?

Haha, I doubt any of you want someone to ask you all these questions when you probably have a lot on your mind to begin with, but whatever! I'm in a talking mood. I need to see what you all are even going to be like. It's interesting, okay?

_{[filter; John Egbert]}

Hey! So. You know that thing that happens around this time every year? You know, that human holiday... the one with like, hearts and dumb stupid fluffy things? But it also gives people a chance to show off their awesome matesprits?

_{[filter; Aradia Megido]}

Hey, ugly! You've been quiet lately. Did you die again? Because that would be unfortunate.

[That actually gives her something to think about. And she'll dictate to the castle at large.

(This part is also filtered away from Aradia Megido and anyone who would tell her that she's even asking about this!) So there.]

Hey, so. That Valentine's Day thing. I know it's all for the people you have a soft spot for, someone you're crushing on, or even for friends who you are totally platonic with!

But what about people you hate? Like, the people you just really hate because they act like they're so much better than you but they're not but it's like, you can't really live without them? You know those people?

Does anyone ever do anything for those people on Valentine's Day? If so, what?

[And one more because why not.]

_{[filter; Awesome People]}

What's new?

Comments

veteran filter;

[ofhope]

Lots of questions.

[goingrogue]

i dunno bein here is kinda nice
its better than home
home is lonely bc u know
im the only 1 there
jus me an a bunch of cats
well i guess the chess dudes 2
sometimes i worry bout them
but enuff bout me
wat about u
since uve been here SO LONG an all im sure u got to have some things to talk bout it
i am all ears
xcept not literally bc i dont think ears are all dat sexy

forever!

[wagers]

Hey, I'm just being conversational! You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

[Vriska]

[dupable]

You mean Valentine's Day? Which you kind of already said.

Newbie Filter

[whistles_the_blues]

I've settled in just fine. I'm not sad or upset. I consider this place more home than I do my own world. I don't have any questions at the moment, but I'll be sure to ask you if any come up.

go away aradia filter; quickly tags on break whoa!!!

[samson]

Are you asking if there's like a reverse Valentine's Day? 'cause no, there isn't.

forever!

[wagers]

[Not!Dad, please.]

No! Not reverse Valentine's Day! Like, what do you usually do for the people you hate on Valentine's Day?

Awesome People Filter, of course

[cyan_maid]

To answer your first question, Vriska, I've never heard of a Valentine for someone you hate, but I do know that it is a troll thing. Perhaps a genuine gesture of...well, hatred, could suffice?

And for the second question, there's not a lot going on with me! What's new with you?

forever!

[wagers]

Awesome! At least you're more well-adjusted than most, let me tell you. [Snort.] My homeworld sucks, too! This place is a pretty interesting replacement.

John (I keep writing Jogn)

[wagers]

Yes! That.

[PAUSE.]

So, do you want to do a thing for it? Or whatever.

[whistles_the_blues]

Anywhere would be better than my world.

It certainly looks like it can have it's interesting days.

forever!

[wagers]

Okay, I guess I can punch her in the face or something. But that's boring. Hmm. Maybe a robot... something...

Lots of things!

[wagers]

What's the deal with it, anyway? [And a chuckle goes here!] You got that right!

[whistles_the_blues]

I'd rather not get into that right now. Bad enough that I'd take being kidnapped by a magic castle without looking back.

There's nothing there for me.

she is totally just dictating this whatever

[wagers]

Wow, all those cats! You sure do need to find a best friend in Nepeta. But not too close of a friend because you'll probably get beaten up or something.

[Squint.] I don't know what you want me to tell you!

[wagers]

Not a big deal, then! I'm not going to poke and prod and meddle in your affairs or anything!

Welcome, regardless!

[whistles_the_blues]

I'd appreciate that, and thank you.

What was so bad about your world?

[goingrogue]

yeah purrpeta is kinda DA BEST
but what do u mean by beaten up
whos gonna beat me up
not u i hope
just tell me things!!!
nething
bout ur xperiences here
hell u dont even hafta talk bout here
u cant pretend u dont like to talk either
i KNOW these kinda things
o i know
tell me bout your strangest xperience here
i bet its a good 1

No. 8ever.

[cyan_maid]

What sort of "lots of things"? It wouldn't hurt to be more specific!

Newbie Filter

[kid_apocalypse]

I think I'm doing pretty good. My life back home was pretty weird, so I'm used to the sort of stuff that goes on around here. Don't like being stuck here much, but what can you do?

[wagers]

You know, it wouldn't be! [::::P]

[wagers]

Eh, everyone was trying to kill everyone and then the planet kind of got destroyed but everyone still kept trying to kill everyone and then a lot of people actually did die and everyone pretty much hates me over the factthat I kind of dipped my hand in that pot.

[whistles_the_blues]

That's rough. You seem to be taking all this very well?

PAWESOME FILTER

[rogueofheart]

[Guess who got an ego boost out of that? Go on, guess.]

I almost forgot about Valentine's Day. In fact, I don't really remember what it was like last year. If you are going to do something fur your quadrants, maybe I should do something for--[well, her only quadrant isn't here...]--my furriends, too.

Oh, to answer question, I guess I am not really up to a lot of things lately. After Wonderland, I haven't really been in much of a mood to do a whole lot. But what is new with you?

Veterans

[mal_addict]

As much as the castle's obsession with the planet Earth is a constant thorn in my side, I admit, I've grown to like this place. It's almost a home now, really.