Chapter eight

[thebestseller]

Hey, my cutout's finally gone. I've looked around everywhere, but it disappeared. It was getting to be a nuisance, but now... you know how something's a tad bit annoying and intrusive but you get used to its presence anyway and then when it's gone you miss it a little? Yeah.

Not that this is an invitation to give me another one, Paradisa, just in case you're getting ideas.

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[the_effect_she_has]

If wishes were loaves of bread, we would all eat like kings.

[thebestseller]

Ain't that the truth. Especially in the magic wishing castle.

[the_effect_she_has]

I try not to wish anything from the magical wishing castle. It's dangerous.

[thebestseller]

You know, I'm starting to agree. Of course, not that avoiding wishes stops things from happening anyway.

[the_effect_she_has]

[One corner of her mouth lifted up.] Yes, it's the kind of slippery slope that you're not really sure where you started, until you're all the way at the bottom.

[thebestseller]

What a life, huh?

[the_effect_she_has]

I've seen worse.

[bro_codebreaker]

I've had girlfriends like that, yeah. [have the laugh of a man who's way too pleased with his own joke] Say whaaaaaat.

[thebestseller]

Ohhhh, SNAP.

[bro_codebreaker]

Come on, bro. Girls are crazy, don't tell me you can't say the same.

[thebestseller]

Some of them are, admittedly. Got lucky and landed me a non-crazy one, though.

[bro_codebreaker]

Wait, here? Or at home...? [a pause] And why would you even settle for just the one?

[thebestseller]

Both, actually- same woman. Back at home we were still in the Unresolved Sexual Tension stage, but things progressed here.

She's a hell of a catch is why.

[rightchoices]

[ Lee will spend a solid moment attempting to puzzle out just what, exactly, he means. ]

Your cutout?

[thebestseller]

Yup. Had a cardboard cutout of myself following me around.

[rightchoices]

Been in the castle so long I can't tell if you're being literal here or not.

[thebestseller]

I am being literal. Actual piece of cardboard, like I've had at my book signings, with my handsome mug right on it.

[rightchoices]

.. this place is really fucking stupid sometimes, isn't it.

[thebestseller]

Tell me about it. The novelty wore off pretty fast. Especially when it was still there when we got whisked off to play with dinosaurs.

[hatedbyfanboys]

You could always make a new one.

[thebestseller]

Think I'll pass. It got to be pretty weird having myself watching me do everything.

[hatedbyfanboys]

I can imagine. I'd find it eerie.

[thebestseller]

It was pretty cool at first. But then it just kept lingering... and lingering... and lingering...

[hatedbyfanboys]

Like a horror story. Eeugh.

[thebestseller]

Watching. Waiting. Dare I say even judging.