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I'm glad I'm not the only one to end up with a new roommate, but I wish I could have kept the cute snake. Heck, I'd settle for the bat, despite the irony. But noooooo, I get the ghost. Because I really need something popping out of my furniture and giving me a heart attack at random intervals throughout the day.

I have no idea if that thing only gets a kick out of doing it to me, or if it also likes scaring others, so... sorry? If a floating, purple ball of gas comes out of your shower drain, feel free to, umm.... blow air at it or something.

I guess you can't put a leash on a ghost, huh...

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Oh, you brought one back, huh?

I was hoping I'd get a cool one, like Tad.

Hehehe. Yours isn't cute?

In a spooky, gaseous, might need an exorcist sort of way, I guess?

Is it strong? You battled, right?

[RIN, DON'T REMIND HER.]

Um... itdidsortofaccidentallykillanotherone.

Though that was more unlucky coincidence than anything else...

... It what?

[STEPHANIE...]

It was just a bad combination of--everything!

What happened?!

Well, Ezio wanted to battle, and there was no way I was going to say no, so we met up and he sent out this little pig on a spring thing, and then mine licked it, and apparently that paralyzed the springy pig.

Which wouldn't be a problem if it didn't need to keep bouncing to keep its heart beating.

WHAT. Why would it be made like that? What?! That's awful!

I don't know! It seemed like such a nice, cute world!

How could that even work when it wasn't in battles? How would it SLEEP if it couldn't stop bouncing?!

[SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS] Right?! It doesn't make any sense!

Maybe it was a mercy for a creature like that to be kept in a Pokéball...

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