1/010: Sailing for Science!!!!!!!!!

[wheatdos]

GLaDOS
[Whenever GLaDOS came around to her room she would find out that it was properly broken into through the window by some strange hooded figure all in black. However upon further inspection, nothing had actually been tampered with. Instead, there was a letter which was placed somewhere in plain sight, waiting to be read.:


　To a very revoltin beautiful woman,
　 　 　 　 I know you do not know me but I can promise you that I am one person who can help you and have everything that you can possibly require. I am willing to devote myself to you uncondicionally, uncond unconditionally for just the smallest of prices.You are by far the most flawless bird I have ever encountered, and we should collaborate, in affairs that are much too personal for just... friends. You make my cardiac muscles combust with a desirable feeling that is desirable When I first saw you across the room, I could not disengage my eyes from you. Please consider having me you vile monstrosity. My stupidity love stupidity has blinded me to your destructive ways and I want to make it work for us. Meet me in room [Insert his room here cause he told wheatley but I forgot it.] where we can discuss things further. I can assure you that you will like what you see.

　 　 　 　 PS. I love science. I'm also a little bit desperate. And human.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 -Wh Larry.
[By the way, Wheatley is in your room. Listening to your response. And also because he didn't get out in time.]


Larry:
Mate! Everything is set up. I hope you have your room ready for her!
She's a... uh, a nitpicky one If I can say so myself.
Say... are you sure you want to go on with this?

[He sounds just a teeeeny bit worried. Just a bit. It's subtle.]


Luna:
Hey... uh, love. It's been a while hasn't it?
Just making sure that you're still here.
Or... or, that you know. You know I'm still here!

[He laughs nervously.]

Say... remember when we had tea together? That- that was fun waznit?

[Action/Filtered to bad guys and people who won't judge him, AND from people looking out for the well being of the castle. All the good guys. You know who you are. Filtered away from: Nick, Luna, Maya, Larry, duke and Glados. Dhaos can see this, but ACTION ONLY just cause. :Y]

[If it's action. Wheatley would be pacing up and down the castle grounds outside, in his usual up kept clothing. He ditched the lab coat, for it was way too hot for that, but if anyone saw him, he'd be pacing, looking like a real intellectual. A real distraught intellectual.]

I'm... uh, I'm beginning to think that I might not be one of the good guys here.

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written filter;

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Why are you letting people know this?

written/dictated combo whatever. :U

[wheatdos]

"I guess I'd want to know... how tooooo... fix it?. Ma-aybe. I guess... yeah. I mean, they... no, more specifically a friend of mine won't like me very much if I'm... If I'm not one... what she'd call the good guys. Right? I mean, that's the way it works. I mean I'm not saying that she knows but... she probably won't trust me.. if she did. Or even talk to me if she did. Can't have that happening."

[If this doesn't sound like a crazy love story then... this poor guy.]

dictated forever suddenly; 1/2

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Oh. So you want to change your ways... really?

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That's great!

[wheatdos]

"Tiring is more like it."

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What are you doing that you think is so terrible, though?

[wheatdos]

"Poisoning people. Drugs. You know. Though, you shouldn't judge me on that love! I'm- I'm a genuinely nice guy. Really. I- I am."

1/2

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... Ahh... ah, yeah! I see...

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... Why... are you doing that?

[wheatdos]

[A pause.]

"I don't know. Well... It's a long story really. Not something I'd uh... I'd uh want to tell... over the journal. Ehe."

[There was a hit of... embarrassment in his voice?]

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But it should be simple enough to just... not do that anymore... right...?

[wheatdos]

"Uhhhh... I think so? Sure. sure."

[He pauses.]

"I- you know I really didn't think about how difficult it would be, if I'm honest with you. There should be a class for this kind of stuff."

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Difficult to do it? Or difficult to stop doing it?

[wheatdos]

"...To stop doing it."

[He says it in an: "isn't it obvious?" tone. It's not hostile or judgemental or anything.]

"It's remarkably easy to poison someone actually. You won't believe it. All you have to do is casually offer them some-"

[He pauses. This is not helping.]

"...This is not helping me is it."

1/2 lol so many :')

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... Not... really.

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Look... next time you want to poison someone... why don't you, uh, write them a nice note instead?

[wheatdos]

"Uhhhhh...."

[He... is silent for a moment. A kind've long moment because he doesn't understand what the heck she's saying. Really. He doesn't. This would've been easier to understand if she knew he was an AI, as hard as that's to believe.]

"Um, alright... Why... would I do that."

[payback]

So you have something to do outside of poisoning them! When you want to poison them, just do something else! Isn't that what you wanted?

[wheatdos]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh.... right right... okay, that- that makes sense."

[He furrows his brow confused.]

"I... just, wasn't expecting a nice note... considering... you uh, you poison the people you hate. You know..."

[payback]

Maybe you could send them a mean note instead of a nice one. That's still better than poisoning them.

[SHE SOUNDS EXASPERATED. But at least she's not screaming at him?]