1/010: Sailing for Science!!!!!!!!!

[wheatdos]

GLaDOS
[Whenever GLaDOS came around to her room she would find out that it was properly broken into through the window by some strange hooded figure all in black. However upon further inspection, nothing had actually been tampered with. Instead, there was a letter which was placed somewhere in plain sight, waiting to be read.:


　To a very revoltin beautiful woman,
　 　 　 　 I know you do not know me but I can promise you that I am one person who can help you and have everything that you can possibly require. I am willing to devote myself to you uncondicionally, uncond unconditionally for just the smallest of prices.You are by far the most flawless bird I have ever encountered, and we should collaborate, in affairs that are much too personal for just... friends. You make my cardiac muscles combust with a desirable feeling that is desirable When I first saw you across the room, I could not disengage my eyes from you. Please consider having me you vile monstrosity. My stupidity love stupidity has blinded me to your destructive ways and I want to make it work for us. Meet me in room [Insert his room here cause he told wheatley but I forgot it.] where we can discuss things further. I can assure you that you will like what you see.

　 　 　 　 PS. I love science. I'm also a little bit desperate. And human.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 -Wh Larry.
[By the way, Wheatley is in your room. Listening to your response. And also because he didn't get out in time.]


Larry:
Mate! Everything is set up. I hope you have your room ready for her!
She's a... uh, a nitpicky one If I can say so myself.
Say... are you sure you want to go on with this?

[He sounds just a teeeeny bit worried. Just a bit. It's subtle.]


Luna:
Hey... uh, love. It's been a while hasn't it?
Just making sure that you're still here.
Or... or, that you know. You know I'm still here!

[He laughs nervously.]

Say... remember when we had tea together? That- that was fun waznit?

[Action/Filtered to bad guys and people who won't judge him, AND from people looking out for the well being of the castle. All the good guys. You know who you are. Filtered away from: Nick, Luna, Maya, Larry, duke and Glados. Dhaos can see this, but ACTION ONLY just cause. :Y]

[If it's action. Wheatley would be pacing up and down the castle grounds outside, in his usual up kept clothing. He ditched the lab coat, for it was way too hot for that, but if anyone saw him, he'd be pacing, looking like a real intellectual. A real distraught intellectual.]

I'm... uh, I'm beginning to think that I might not be one of the good guys here.

Comments

[Filtered]

[vampirize]

Wow, what made you realize that? You just woke up one day with the desire to conquer the world, right?

/yes

[wheatdos]

"Ehhhhhhhhhh sure. I mean, I always figured that killing a human or two was pretty normal. Pret-pretty just. I mean, especially IF they have it coming. Do you know how INVIGORATING it is mate, to just go on and destroy things? Real great relaxing technique. 'specially if there's a bit of science involved.

Say, you sound familiar to me, mate. Have- have we met?"

ironically, he's both a bad guy and a good guy in the right situation SO IT WORKS

[vampirize]

Well, I can definitely get on the boat with you a bit on the destroying part, though I mostly like to invent things more than destroy them. And of course, science is a must.

Eh, I think we talked a while ago over the journals. It's been a while, though, and really, I'm not counting. Who are you, again?

Wheatley filter forever

[doublethefun]

[yeah, she sounds pretty aloof and distant]

Quite a while, I do believe.

utdfjgktdfjh luna

[wheatdos]

"You knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

[breathe]

"If... if you have time maybe, maybe we could uh... we could...do that, you know... ag...again. Maybe."

[doublethefun]

I suppose time is one of the few things I will ne'er lack.

yeeeauh filter

[exanimatus]

That's an odd thing to mention. But welcome to the other side.

[did not believe for a second that he was that good of a guy anyway. :|a]

[wheatdos]

[Hey! It's him-]

"Wait a moment..."

[He's squinting but you can't see him.]

"Haha, oh wow, wait you mean to tell me. That you were- [pause] all along? Haha, oh that's phenomenal mate. You actually fooled me, I literally had no idea. that's not bad. Not bad at all. I must tell you that I'm a little impressed even."

[exanimatus]

I wouldn't say I was fooling. That implies lying, and I was my honest self then just as I am now.

[...he chuckles a little.]

You just didn't ask.

Filta

[cheerupemoborg]

You don't say.

What makes you think that?

[wheatdos]

Guess there... are some things that you just know mate. You-you know what I'm saying? Ri-right?

[cheerupemoborg]

So, in other words... you've accepted the things you do are 'wrong'?

1/2 because yeah

[sawadeertoday]

[ GLaDOS rarely left her room, so when she came back to a broken window, she stifled a scream. Because her barrier, her salvation from the birds was broken. Oh GOD.

Excuse her while she thoroughly seems panicked, searching for something to block the window out, before deciding to use one of the many metal planks littered around her room to be used for future construction and jams it in.

A relieved sigh. ]

2/2

[sawadeertoday]

[ But when she notices the letter, in plain view on a table, she snatches it to read. As her golden eyes scan the writing, she seems utterly bewildered. It sounded like a cheesy love letter... but how ridiculous could a love note get?

To be honest, she wasn't sure if this "Larry" character could even know about her destructive ways, or even her love for science. GLaDOS tried to recall if she had ever spoken about it in public, but didn't really come to any results.

Then who could have...?

Excuse her while she sits on her bed and holds her head, sighing. Please don't let this be the moron. Please. ]

I don't even know what to make of this, [ she says to herself. Should she even bother meeting this "Larry"? Maybe she could look into it. Although she was hardly charmed by the moronic wording of this letter. ]

[wheatdos]

[HEY. What's so bad about the moron.

Wheatley has so many women.

pppft.

Just gonna sit here and try not to hyperventilate. He'd peek out from behind the couch and see what he could manage to see. She closed up the window. Fantastic. He got on all fours and tried to see if he could make his way to the door.]

"..."

[Ok. The plan. Knock her out when she isn't looking, dump her body off of the castle and then claim all of her stuff for yours. No, wait where does larry fit in that? Maybe he can lure her out and get out that way. He could... he just had to think of a distraction... why is she so TERRIFYING?]

written filter;

[payback]

Why are you letting people know this?

written/dictated combo whatever. :U

[wheatdos]

"I guess I'd want to know... how tooooo... fix it?. Ma-aybe. I guess... yeah. I mean, they... no, more specifically a friend of mine won't like me very much if I'm... If I'm not one... what she'd call the good guys. Right? I mean, that's the way it works. I mean I'm not saying that she knows but... she probably won't trust me.. if she did. Or even talk to me if she did. Can't have that happening."

[If this doesn't sound like a crazy love story then... this poor guy.]

dictated forever suddenly; 1/2

[payback]

Oh. So you want to change your ways... really?

[payback]

That's great!

[thebutz]

Uh, hold on, what? You didn't tell me it was TODAY!

[Okay Larry just calm down it'll be alright]

I'm sure but just hold on, just hold on! I have to uh... I have to clean! ...a lot!

[ASFHDFBC NO CALM]

[wheatdos]

"I don't mean... haha, to be a... a bit of a rush but..."

[There is a shuffling. He's whispering rather harshly.]

"Hurry! You-you know, I happen to be in her room. Just... just a bit stranded. you have to get her down there. I gave her- nonono, you gave her a letter. She... she uh... she seemed to take that well. Really well. Ehe..."

[precede]

So what?

[wheatdos]

"Huh well..."

[He pondered on that.]

"I uh! I can say that I was not expecting that... that as an answer. I suppose I... I don't know? Looking for guidance I guess. Me. It- it's uh, a complicated thing, mate. I think."

[fistfullofmagic]

"Good guy" is a manner of perspective. To one set of people you may be something to dispise and destroy at first opportunity. To others, you may be their savior; the hero who fights for their sakes.

[Guess who's been sitting and listening to Wheatley for a while? And speaking from experience? Of course Dhaos isn't. blatant lies]

[wheatdos]

[He raised his head, not noticing the fact that Dhaos had been there. He smiles a little, but he looks a bit sad. Not too much, just slightly.]

"How long have you been there?"