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[caligulas_aquarium]

so let me get this straight
humans celebrate a holiday dedicated to shovvin their flushed quadrant in the face a the lonely saps wwithout one
this may be one a the stupidest fuckin things i havve evver heard of
an i just so happen to knoww a lot a idiots so this is an achievvement in itself let me tell you

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[totesadorkabull]

iS THAT WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS,
nO ONE HAS GIVEN ME ANY DETAILS, aBOUT IT YET,
tHAT SEEMS KIND OF, cRUEL, tO ME,

[caligulas_aquarium]

yep
they say troll culture is bad but at least its fuckin honest about it bein tough
human culture is just riddled wwith subtle cruelty wwhich is ten times as fuckin wworse cause they cant evven admit to it

[Eridan will be the best influence on you Tavros.]

[totesadorkabull]

[He's so confused, but he'll just ask Jade later. Yup.]

uMM, mAYBE IT'S A THING THEY DON'T REALIZE, iS CRUEL,
dRONES AREN'T A THING, hUMANS HAVE, i THINK,

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i heard about that its fuckin strange
like howw do they evven decide wwhos wworth keepin around wwithout somethin like that

[totesadorkabull]

mAYBE, aLL THEIR WIGGLERS WHO GET, tHEIR HUMAN-LUSUS CREATURES, aRE WORTH KEEPING, sOMEHOW,
wE DIDN'T REALLY SEE, hOW THEY HAVE WIGGLERS AND, wHAT HAPPENS WITH THEM,

[caligulas_aquarium]

i cant help but think if humans do havve trials a some sort theyre nothin compared to wwhat wwe go through on alternia
i bet their human trials are about as bad as one a my old flarpin campaigns wwith vvrisk at best

[totesadorkabull]

uMM, wELL FLARP CAN BE, pRETTY STRENUOUS AND PAINFUL, a LOT OF THE TIME,
bUT i UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GETTING, AT, i THINK,
wE WOULD HAVE TO ASK SOME OF THEM, aBOUT IT, i GUESS,

[caligulas_aquarium]

except im really not fuckin interested in wwhat a bunch a humans havve to say about their bullshit culture an its flawws

[totesadorkabull]

oH, wELL, yOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK, i GUESS,
iT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION, iF YOU WANTED TO KNOW,

[caligulas_aquarium]

noww wwhy the fuck wwould i wwant to knoww that

[totesadorkabull]

uMM, i GUESS THAT, i DON'T REALLY KNOW A REASON WHY YOU WOULD,
i WAS JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE SO WE BOTH COULD SEE IT,