written

[caligulas_aquarium]

so let me get this straight
humans celebrate a holiday dedicated to shovvin their flushed quadrant in the face a the lonely saps wwithout one
this may be one a the stupidest fuckin things i havve evver heard of
an i just so happen to knoww a lot a idiots so this is an achievvement in itself let me tell you

Comments

[scourgeof8seas]

Words clearly spoken 8y one without a flushed quadrant filled.

[caligulas_aquarium]

im savvin myself for someone wworthy a bein in there in the first place
you got a fuckin problem wwith that

[scourgeof8seas]

Not a pro8lem, no. It's hardly my 8usiness whether or not some8ody can 8ring themself to pity you.
8ut one would think that if your standards were truly so high, you would not 8e so opposed to others "shovvin their flushed quadrants" in your face.

[checklist]

[ Oh, it's Mr. Doesn't-believe-in-magic-even-when-he-gets-a-mustache... ]

What's wrong with Valentine's? It seems like a perfectly good, enjoyable holiday. [ Don't ruin good things! ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Eridan will ruin all of the things.]

wwhat the fuck is the point in it though its clearly just another reason for them to add meanin to their livves
so they can alwways say they havve somethin to look forwward to
wwhen in actual fact its just a case a human society bein one huge stagnant culture that really wwont accomplish jackshit an havve to distract themselvves from their failure by havin stuff like this goin on all the time
you honestly couldnt see it for wwhat it really is
fuck thats just sad

[checklist]

It's a day to celebrate love, friendship, and the other important relationships in your life. It's not about distracting or redirection, and you should open your eyes and see it for what it really is.

[forbiddenfriend]

[Oh, Eridan. Do you need a dragon to sulk on?]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[WHY DOES NOONE LOVE ME TOOTHLESS.......

/CRIES ON SCALES]

[forbiddenfriend]

[shoosh eridan.

only nightfury cuddles now]

[scoring]

It's not that bad. I know nobody means any offense by it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

bullshit
pretty sure havvin all a these red feelins bein shovved in evveryones face forcefully sounds pretty fuckin terrible

[scoring]

Um...if you mean romance by 'red feelings' then, well, I guess it can be a little hurtful...I've never minded, though.

[elementoflol]

What's a flushed quadrant?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...oh. Great.

He's better prepared for you this time you pink demon.]

my gog are you fuckin stupid or somethin
red feelins
like bein in a human relationship wwith someone
its the troll equivvalent

[elementoflol]

[She has no idea what he's talking about, but that never puts her off.]

Ponies don't have quadrants.

written - oh ahaha i played with you on d_m!!

[waterbends]

shoving their what where?? what is this holiday?

written - lol really? small world after all, who were you?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh gog i am sick a fuckin explainin this
look flushed quadrants are the equivvalent a human lovve relationships
vvalentines day is clearly designed for those fuckers to shovve it in the faces a others wwho arent invvolvved wwith anyone
its some earth holiday or wwhatevver the shit

ahaha! nukeoleptic. it was a jade journal

[waterbends]

oh well, it's not a holiday that i've celebrated before. so sorry about making you explain it again, i was just curious.

[dupable]

i don't think that's really what valentine's day is actually about.
it's more like... expressing your feelings for other people!
even friendship, it's not like it is only a couples thing.

[caligulas_aquarium]

so wwhat youre sayin is it also promotes spreadin a disease amongst your peers
wwoww this holiday just shot off the fuckin nonsense ship into the ocean an drowwned cause a howw stupid it is

[dupable]

man, what is up with you guys and thinking friendship is a disease?
it's like you don't know the first thing about having friends!

[totesadorkabull]

iS THAT WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS,
nO ONE HAS GIVEN ME ANY DETAILS, aBOUT IT YET,
tHAT SEEMS KIND OF, cRUEL, tO ME,

[caligulas_aquarium]

yep
they say troll culture is bad but at least its fuckin honest about it bein tough
human culture is just riddled wwith subtle cruelty wwhich is ten times as fuckin wworse cause they cant evven admit to it

[Eridan will be the best influence on you Tavros.]

[punk_cute]

You know, I can read what you're writin' to other people, man.

[He sounds a tiny bit disappointed over the journal, and clearly that was intentional, because he switches to just writing in his usual lilac a minute later.]

And yeah, Valentines can kinda be a bummer when you don't got somebody, but I'm sure you'll get at least one thing of chocolates. Maybe not the super romantic kind, but the friendly kind.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh dont get me wwrong kanj i wwasnt talkin about you
just some other people i knoww thats all

[Because clearly that's what bothered him, the knowing idiots remark. Not the whole racial hatin' thing. Couldn't possibly be.

Nope.]

an to be honest i dont really givve a fuck
its just the holiday itself seems like its a bit pointless to me thats all
figured id see wwhat the big deal about it is wwith other people but theyre just sayin exactly wwhat i thought they wwould
figures