2nd ♒ Written

[greaselightning]

so if the little flapbeast that told me as such vwasnt being a little liar, you humans havwe some flushed sort of holiday coming up. tomorrowv, specifically.
nowv, vwhile im vwell avware that the implications is that this holiday only applies to you humans, i think its only right of a cool cat like myself to offer myself as a potential... vwalentine?
to be honest vwith you fine people, you might find im not all that different than the rest of you, no im actually quite like you. and id be quite the vwalentine to havwe.
so come on, vwho of you are vwithout a date for the big day tomorrowv? ill be more than happy to fix your lonely pumpbiscuit, like the kind and generous guy i am.

vwhat do you say?

Comments

[iin2ufferable]

[ Sollux's full-page response may leave some room for interpretation. ]

[greaselightning]

hey there sport!
thats quite a lot of effort you put into your ansvwer there. so im guessin you already got a date?

[iin2ufferable]

no and ii don't plan two have one.
who even make2 a po2t liike thii2?
oh waiit ii know, a de2perate wa2hed-up lo2er.

[greaselightning]

a cool cat vwith a lot of lovwe to givwe, is vwho.
so you dont havwe a date, and dont vwant one.
thats a damn shame, because i think you and i could havwe ourselvwes a good time, if you gavwe me the chance.

[nukeoleptic]

whoah :o
i dont recognize your quirk at all

[greaselightning]

im not surprised, considering i dont think vwevwe met.
if vwe had, im sure youd remember me.
im cronus ampora, by the vway.

[nukeoleptic]

jade harley!!
sorry if this sounds weird
but are you a troll?

written back

[psych0p0mps]

[you know, i don't think these two have had the misfortune of meeting yet! LET'S FIX THAT 8D. she's just confused 'cause she just talked to Eridan the other day and he didn't understand romance like... at all? and now this?]

eridan whats up with your quirk 0_0

[iin2ufferable]

ii could have a good tiime punchiing your 2mug face iin.
or whatever kiind of dumbfuck face you're makiing riight thii2 2econd.
whiich ii'm gue22iing ii2 pretty fuckiing 2mug.

[shenunigans]

wow man
youve given me a lot to consider here

processing

processing

nope

pass

[greaselightning]

dont be like that, buddy.
i could showv you a great time.

[greaselightning]

sorry to disappoint, but im not eridan.
the names cronus, vwhats yours?

[greaselightning]

technically speaking i am, i guess.

[greaselightning]

hey buddy, theres no need for vwiolence, alright?
no matter howv smug my face may or may not be.

[psych0p0mps]

oh! sorry
im aradia
you are a troll though right?
its really unusual for one to show up who isnt from our session!

[nukeoleptic]

well
technically is good enough, i guess
hi, im one of the humans that played sburb

[iin2ufferable]

no ii'm pretty 2ure there ii2.
liike the fact that you even exii2t ii2 iinfuriiatiing.
one 2hiitty ampora wa2 already two many.

[shenunigans]

oh my gosh really
oh golly i bet youre really experienced in this area arent you
i dunno man
ive never done anything like this before
im really pretty and my daddy said i couldnt date anyone until i was 18
but my daddy isnt here
so
i dunno
i dont think id be able to keep my hands to myself
it wouldnt be cool at all i dont want you to think im a freaky pervert or anything

[greaselightning]

vwell, vwhat your daddy doesnt knowv wvont hurt him, nowv vwill it?
and its alright, i dont havwe any problems vwith vwandering hands, itd make me quite the hypocrite i think.
so feel reassured that i vwont think youre a freaky pervwert.

[greaselightning]

oh you must be megidos, huh?
im from a session before your guys, so yeah, i am a troll... more or less, anyvway.

[greaselightning]

oh, youre one of the humans?
vwell then, can i say its a pleasure to meet you, you can say im quite a fan of your, uh, species i guess.
or maybe not a fan so much as i definitely closely relate to you, if you get my meaning.

[greaselightning]

vwhat exactly has your pants in such a bind ovwer us amporas, sport?

[psych0p0mps]

yes that is my last name minus the s 0_0
how did you know
and what do you mean by more or less

[ARE YOU PART ROBOT OR SPRITE OR FROG OR SOMETHING...]

[greaselightning]

vwell, i vwas more so referring to you being damaras descendant or wwhatevver, but thats howv i knowv.
im... somevwhat friends vwith her.
and vwhat i mean, is something thats a tad on the personal side, surely youll understand if i dont vwant to go into something like that vwith a kitten i just met and all.
maybe if you get to knowv me a bit more personally, id feel free to share that sort of information vwith you.

[shenunigans]

itll hurt him if he finds out
like a knife in his huge manly bear heart that even his powerful hands have no hope of removing
but if you can deal with that you are so on
i cant wait
best day of my life coming up

[nukeoleptic]

i am not sure i do, actually!!
half of the trolls i have met really did not seem to like us much :p
but it is a pleasure to meet you, too

[psych0p0mps]

oh um
ok

[but hold on thar! as of her canon point, Aradia hasn't been messing around in dream bubbles long enough to meet her ancestor yet - or even find out that Beforus is a thing - so this is all new information for her.]

so wait i think i am missing something here
you knew my ancestor?
when are you from exactly