[4] 45 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So this is how the castle celebrates a holiday. By decorating the place obnoxiously and making people run around like they've got kangaroos loose in the top paddock. Great. Nice to know what I'm up against. [Guess who sounds distinctly unimpressed? Yes, it's THIS GUY]

Anyway, enjoy your love holiday, I'm staying in my burrow away from the lot of you. I've got no desire to come a gutser in a holiday I've got nothing to do with. If you're over the age of seventeen and you come near my dig, I won't be responsible for what happens to you. I don't want anyone cracking onto me. We clear?

Bloody stupid hearts holiday. Never saw the point in it.

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Dictated

[the_effect_she_has]

...This is kind of why I like you, Rabbit.

[And yes, you got her to laugh. Good work, Bunny. It's getting easier day by day with friends like you.]

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good, he's glad. Making her feel better is a job well done, as far as he's concerned]

Why? Because I keep clear of the castle when it's gone tropo?

Re: forever!

[the_effect_she_has]

[....What?]

Did you just stop speaking English? Because I only understood the first part of that sentence.

dictated

[thehangedrose]

[Someone's in a bad mood, huh. Even though this day kind of hurts, Garry's not going to curse everyone out because of it.]

What's wrong with a little love every now and then? Really, I mean the decorations might be a bit too much, but a holiday celebrating love isn't that bad, right?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Oh, if shrugs were verbal]

I've got no use for the romantic sort of love. Besides, most people forget that nowadays anyway. It's all about guilt, or who got you the best or most expensive gift.

[thehangedrose]

[NO DISSING VALENTINE'S DAY ON HIS WATCH]

Not really! I mean...true love definitely exists, I know it. Just because you got no use for it doesn't mean other people don't. You just have to look past all the decorations and stuff, and you'll see it. Believe me.

[protosshaze]

What's a kangaroo?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[NOT HIM]

It's an animal that lives in Australia. [He'll sketch one into the pages] Looks like that.

[protosshaze]

Oh. I've never seen one before. Are they around the castle?

[whistles_the_blues]

Do you think it'll try something like this on your holiday?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

It better bloody not.

[whistles_the_blues]

It may be something you want to prepare for.

[wolfchild]

[ poking head down the rabbit hole ]

What of me?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, her arrival sure cheers him up]

You, little brumby? You're always welcome here.

[wolfchild]

[ Buttsliding in! ]

Is there any not queer castle chocolate?

[dictated]

[wantsiceland]

... You have a burrow?

[what are you]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Of course I do. I'm not a fan of sleeping in human places.

[scinlae]

You sound displeased.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I don't like this place messing with holidays. It doesn't bode well for me.

[samson]

Yeah, you don't sound like a loser who can't get a date at all.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[All the dates are deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad]

Don't see what that's got to do with anything, or why it concerns you.

dictated aw yeah

[ino]

Okay, I know the magic here translates everything people say so we can all understand each other, but a lot of that still made no sense.

B)

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Excuse me?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

I told you it'd get crazy. [But at least there aren't any PEEP ZOMBIES.]

You holding up all right?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I'm doing fine, staying out of the way mostly.