♒ 006 | dictated/text

[truestsciences]

[Dictated and closed to Sollux Captor]

So. I know this might come as a surprise, but. You know, or maybe you don't, I don't hawe any fuckin' clue what the hell you know but. I died. I got killed by Kanaya, after... [He trails off, sighing. Was apologizing always this hard?

Whatever, he'll just go for it.]

I'm sorry for hurtin' you.

[text, open to the whole castle.]

[Now with that apology out of the way...]

tell me about your favvorite historical figures an legends
might as wwell learn somethin neww
i knoww pretty much evverythin about my owwn planets history an really theres not a wwhole lotta people that could outmatch dualscar so i doubt your stories could compare but ill listen anywways

Comments

[whistles_the_blues]

Dualscar?

[truestsciences]

orphaner dualscar
my ancestor
a great military mind wwho fed glbgolyb just like i did wwhen i wwas at home to keep her from killin all the trolls and rulin the seas dealin with pirates an other such scum an being really fuckin badass an the best example a seadwweller you could be

[whistles_the_blues]

Those certainly sound like the feats of a hero.

I take it the glbgolyb is a rathe fearsome creature, despite it's bizarre name.

[truestsciences]

he wwas the fuckin best
not just because wwevve got the same genetics
and glbgolyb is a sorta lusus an emissary to the horrorterrors
she raised fef wwho you wwouldnt knoww because shes not here or anythin but she wwas alwways fuckin hungry so if me or dualscar didnt feed her shed get grouchy an raise her voice an then all the trolls aside from fef an her imperious condescension would start dyin off wwith the landdwwellers goin first
so yeah feedin her was a pretty big fuckin deal

Eridan

[iin2ufferable]

That's nice.

...oh, wait, was I actually supposed to give a shit?

Sollux

[truestsciences]

I'm not surprised you don't. Such things are below you, obwiously.

You could apologize for startin' it.

Eridan

[iin2ufferable]

The only thing I'm sorry for is how much of a delusional asshole you are.

Sollux

[truestsciences]

I'm not delusional. Or an asshole, at least not compared to the likes a you.

Eridan forevver

[iin2ufferable]

You think I have anything to apologize to you for, and that even if I did, that I would. That is like the definition delusional, if you look it up in the dictionary, that's the example they give. Right under the definition it says "Eridan Ampora is completely out of his pan if he thinks Sollux Captor is going to apologize to his pathetic ass."

[shenunigans]

busta rhymes

[truestsciences]

wwhy

[dave go away]

[shenunigans]

because hes truly an inspiration
why else would i say it

[truestsciences]

wwhy can stand for a lot a things
but i guess if hes so great i wwill let you explain wwhy hes such an important figure to you

[shenunigans]

if you want it to stand for something specifically usually you end it with something else
im not a mind reader bro
and if i was i probably wouldnt get all that much from you anyway

i just did
hes an inspiration
rhyme schemes so intricate you weep
sick beats that burn through the ages
busta rhymes
a lover
a fighter
a legend

[truestsciences]

hahahah youre hilarious but this isnt about your lack a understandin an ability to think

so hes just another ovver blowwn slam poet
fuckin figures youd like shit like that

[shenunigans]

i was actually implying that theres nothing in your mind to read because youre stupid
looks like you proved my point

i guess he would be if he were whatever that is
but he isnt
so try again

[foolreversed]

Oh, oh!

Nobunaga Oda!!

[truestsciences]

wwhos that

[foolreversed]

Oh man!

He's this feudal warlord who initiated the unification of Japan- at one point he controlled like two thirds of the country! He practically changed the entire way we fought wars!

He was so brutal and hardcore that nowadays he gets portrayed as being pretty demonic!!

[psych0p0mps]

pretty much evverythin huh
that is an awful lot of information to know exhaustively

[truestsciences]

wwell a course i havve my preffered topics
but its not like theres a wwhole lot to do in the middle a the ocean asides from the occasional flarp session or huntin trip
an i had a lot a time to read wwhen wwere doin fuck all an hidin

[psych0p0mps]

[that was like six hours eridan :| ]

why dont you tell me about a historical figure or legend then
im sure you had access to quite a bit of literature that i never did