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[nihilo]

Mr. Saxophone;
Come and collect.

Anonymous filter;
Ladies and gentlemen, you may call me Chilosa.

To do away with the infantile chocolates, it may be to your interest to know a few of my favourite things: hand cuffs, blindfolds, knives, masks, breath control and oral, giving and receiving. Ah, and you are welcome through the back door.

Comments

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[thehangedrose]

[WHOAH NO THIS IS NOT KOSHER TO PUT ON THE JOURNALS LITTLE KIDS MIGHT READ THIS]

U-um, Chilosa, I don't think you should advertize such services on the journals... It really isn't the place for them!

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[nihilo]

[ Worst thing that could happen is having little kids ask, what's with the back door? ]

Arrangements, you mean.

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[thehangedrose]

Arrangements, whatever! This simply isn't the place!!

[anonymous filter]

[asseenontv]

And where might one find you, señora?

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[nihilo]

And why not? I doubt the children would draw the conclusions you did.

[anonymous filter]

[nihilo]

Right where you want to find me.

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[thehangedrose]

Kids are smarter than you think, you know...

Written

[jimfromit]

How rude.

You have to wine and dine this sexy thing first!

[anon filter/written]

[sinsoftheblaze]

[that's a lot of words he hasn't heard before for very good reason. but Dextera still can't help but be curious.]

Is it okay if I ask what those words mean?

Lutwidge; written

[both_neither]

Bravo.

I hope it wasn't too much trouble

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[nihilo]

Humans aren't as smart as you think.

Written

[nihilo]

So long as the occasion can exclude chocolates, I'm in.

[anon filter/written]

[nihilo]

But of course. Which ones?

Mr. Saxophone; written

[nihilo]

Enough trouble to warrant my reward, I'm sure.

Written

[jimfromit]

Ugh no thank you.

I've heard enough about chocolates lately to the point I'm seriously considering causing Willy Wonka harm.

[anon filter/written]

[sinsoftheblaze]

[well....]

Breath control?

[he can sort of see what it means but controlling your breathing seemed weird.]

Lutwidge; written

[both_neither]

I wouldn't have argued otherwise.

Mr. Saxophone; written

[nihilo]

Where can I expect it? A piano again?

Written

[nihilo]

Do you think he bleeds chocolate syrup?

Lutwidge; written

[both_neither]

Would you prefer some variety? How about the movie theater?

Written

[jimfromit]

And has candy canes for bones.

voice 1/2

[foolreversed]

Oh, oh, I have handcuffs!!

[and then he...]

[foolreversed]

[...actually reads the rest]

W...Wait, what!?

[anonymous filter]

[asseenontv]

Hmm. Does the city have anything like a night club?

[anonymous filter]

[nihilo]

The best I found was a karaoke club, and a bar.