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( (Broken filter) Mr. Saxophone )

Any other things for me to fetch? Secrets, people, more cars?

This castle is getting terribly dull for my liking.
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Mr. Saxophone )

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Ladies and gentlemen, you may call me Chilosa.

To do away with the infantile chocolates, it may be to your interest to know a few of my favourite things: hand cuffs, blindfolds, knives, masks, breath control and oral, giving and receiving. Ah, and you are welcome through the back door.
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Mr. Saxophone and Dolly Parton )

At least the furballs vapourized.

It's a shame, all this perfect snow and not a snowman to be seen.

[ And true to her word, she will be all bundled up outside crafting a snowman as tall as the average man. Beside her is a bucket, with carrots for the nose and cherries for the eyes. No coals. ]
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[ Alice is sitting on one of the couches at the lobby with one nutcracker on her lap, like a ventriloquist's doll.

She can't quite speak through her stomach or anything, but she does try, moving the puppet's hand to wave at passersby and making voices. ]


Ladies and gentlemen, meet Lothar.
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Assuming we know where the human parts go, where did the cat parts go?

[ She sighs, like a loving but frustrated mother over her brood. ]

This is relevant, because when-- if we kill this feline, will all the respective limbs go back to where they belong or will we be in need of surgeons and, or, prosthetics? Because if they do, miraculously, return to their rightful owners, one must be careful where to aim.

Make sure to blow up only the cat parts, now.

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