☤8 (written)

[madetosin]

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

Specimens of Paradisa native wildlife for general study. Reward, if desired, can be negotiated.

Comments

written;

[hellshaped]

I don't think there are any.

written;

[madetosin]

What makes you think so?

written;

[hellshaped]

I've been here two years. I've never seen one.

written;

[madetosin]

Not according to this report.

[He scribbles the page number]

written;

[hellshaped]

[There's the sound of flipping pages as he goes to look...

...and his eyes glaze over after the first paragraph......]

I'm not going to read that whole thing. If this is about the eyeless buffalo, that's about the only thing I've ever heard of out there. And I've still never seen those.

[nihilo]

I do have the gun.

written

[madetosin]

[Sorry, Alice, this is a completely different anonymous benefactor]

Good for you. Though that's only part of what you might need for the job.

written

[nihilo]

[ She likes to collect 'em all. ]

Silent feet?

[madetosin]

I don't care about your method. Only results.

[findatree]

How can you tell if it's native or not?

written

[madetosin]

I gathered the animals that might be out in the wild here are out of the ordinary.

dictated 5ever

[findatree]

So what does "out of the ordinary" mean? Like a fish that doesn't hum?

written forever; (/screams internally)

[madetosin]

I would be more interested in fish that did. Where I come from, they don't.

[kungfuwitch]

That depends on what you mean by "general study." Are you going to observe them or were you planning on something more along the lines of dissection?

written

[madetosin]

Both, eventually.

[kungfuwitch]

If that's the case then I'm sorry but I won't help you. I'm all for scientific research but there's no reason to just kill animals for no other reason than to learn more about them.

written forever

[madetosin]

Not just about them. About this place.

written

[sinsoftheblaze]

Wildlife is animals, right?

[he wanted to make sure first.]

written

[madetosin]

That's right.

written

[sinsoftheblaze]

I think I can get some then.

[Dextera wasn't a world-class catcher of animals or anything, but he did have a few things that could help.]

written

[madetosin]

[Since this guy seems like an idiot...]

I want animals that are from this world.

dictated;

[whathedoves]

Before this goes any further, if I could? I'm a bird of mystery and I like a little danger in my life, but I think it best to come clean to keep myself out of the frying pan!:

I'm not native wildlife. With my Sexy and Luxurious plumage I think it shouldn't be hard to tell, but I've taken to wearing my blazer out and about as well.

Also I'm capable of conversing with all of you.

written;

[madetosin]

So what you are trying to say is that you are, in fact, a bird, and don't want to be mistaken for a specimen?

dictated forever;

[whathedoves]

That's precisely it!

I'm all for experimentation - what young gentleman hasn't been a little curious? - but when it comes to science experiments, I think I'll pass. Haha.

written forever:

[madetosin]

[Wow how to take that even]

I wouldn't want to cause trouble. But I am curious - what kind of bird are you?