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Nepeta: Fail at being secretive.

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:33 < tomorrow vwiskers will have b33n in purradisa fur two human years
:33 < i was going to wait fur her sw33p anniversary which honestly is not long after this
:33 < but since human years are the thing here i figured this is what we should go by
:33 < anyway its kind of a big deal so everyone should be nice to her
:33 < well you dont have to be like super nice, just dont be a jerk to her ok
:33 < i wonder if we should do anything special fur her like a party?
:33 < do people have parties when they have b33n stuck here this long?
:33 < we should do something anyway so if anyone wants to help surprise her let me know

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dont deny what you know to be true crocker
if anything the way you and john stupidly deny the obvious is part of what makes it super obvious

But I don't KNOW that it is true!
I just have verbal assurance from both you and now Jade.
That's all I have to go on!

wow well how many after school specials have you missed
if you cant trust your buddies who can you trust jane
i thought we were friends
my heart is broken
if my ink is smudging its because im crying over here

Dave, your ink isn't smudging. I can read it just fine.
What's wrong with wanting a bit of solid evidence?

you arent looking close enough then
[Insert a whole lot of pointedly obvious smudges here.]
tell me what exactly am i meant to prove it with

Hardy har har. You are a paragon of hilarity, Dave.
And I don't know.
I'm starting to get the feeling that there is no evidence that can be provided.

dont have to tell me twice sis
and youre damn right
i have no idea why everyone is super quick to believe dirk is my bro and drunk chick is my space mom but everything else falls out of the belivability truck and onto ebay for a shitty price
with everything the game has put us through i figured just looking and acting exactly like egbert youd put it together yourself ace detective

?Now I never said I believed Roxy was your mother. I know Dirk is your bro because he told me so!
And I am not an Egbert, I am a Crocker. There is a difference!

she seems to believe it just fine even if she was asleep the first time we met
names change
people get married and that jazz
i wouldnt put much stock in it

Roxy is apt to believe most anything.

Ugh. You are impossible when it comes to this.

would i really push it so much if i was just bullshitting

I don't know.
Roxy has been similarly persistent in the past and proved herself correct, but...

being right is in our genetics
you cant deny it
just accept it

But I can't just accept it.
It wouldn't sit right with me, especially when you've made it such a big deal!
I have to be very, very sure.

you can be very very sure a million years later when everyone but you has figured it out

That was rude, Dave.

i tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth

That doesn't mean you have to be rude.

youre being rude by not taking what i say as the gospel truth

And you're being rude by treating me like an idiot for not believing anybody who comes along.

im not just anybody

I know, but...ugh, you know what I mean!
I don't want this to be some sort of elaborate prank, is all.

if you think id dedicate so much time to a shitty prank you are severely underestimating my sense of humor

Really now?

really truly honestly

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