Nepeta: Fail at being secretive.

[rogueofheart]

[(BROKEN) FILTER AWAY FROM VRISKA]

:33 < tomorrow vwiskers will have b33n in purradisa fur two human years
:33 < i was going to wait fur her sw33p anniversary which honestly is not long after this
:33 < but since human years are the thing here i figured this is what we should go by
:33 < anyway its kind of a big deal so everyone should be nice to her
:33 < well you dont have to be like super nice, just dont be a jerk to her ok
:33 < i wonder if we should do anything special fur her like a party?
:33 < do people have parties when they have b33n stuck here this long?
:33 < we should do something anyway so if anyone wants to help surprise her let me know


(ooc: FEEL FREE TO THREADJACK ANYWHERE BTW. OPEN TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY BOOTY ENTHUSIASTS/CONNOISEURS)

Comments

[goingrogue]

r u sure
i kinda thought purrpeta wouldnt understand the true dongle xperience
without a 1st hand xperience
an who better 2 do that for her than u

[heirofficium]

All very true, Duck, and yet. Noble sort that I am, I only save my dongle for the purest and direst emergencies.

[ that is to say he's a virgin lmao ]

You're best off with someone else's dongle, babe.

[goingrogue]

this is the point where i would totes say somethin super massive privates 2 u
but i dont think thats a good idea
all things considered
so i will leave it 2 ur imagination
;)
;)
;)

wow i really need to use up those last 2 icon slots, i was at a loss for words at first

[heirofficium]

;)
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[delincuente]

Oh, do you now?

[She's just sitting here popcorn.gif-ing at the journal. This is either really gross or really hilarious, and she can't decide which.]

[heirofficium]

I wondered if you'd find this.

[ Come on, he's not totally stupid. If the one chick this post is filtered away from can see/hear this, then everyone can see this. ]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[ Let's be real here. He's not going to come right out and admit he's a virgin over the journals. ]

[delincuente]

Well, being nosy is one of my many talents.

[Neither is she - not that it's not totally obvious anyway.]

And how often do these little emergencies come along?

[heirofficium]

[ HOW DOES HE WORD THIS. ]

Very, very rarely. Suffice it to say I need a really, really good reason.

[ Just cause he flirts with everyone doesn't mean he shags everyone sheesh ]

[delincuente]

All bark and no bite, huh.

[She lets out a signature cackle.]

Unless you're rounding down pretty far to get to "rarely".

[heirofficium]

Hey, not entirely my fault! Hogwarts does have curfews, you know. [ And girls' dorm staircases that turn into slides if guys try to climb them. ]

Come on, luv. Would I lie to you?

[delincuente]

What, like you can't break it?

[This is a perplexing notion to her.]

Hey, I never said you were lying. I totally believe you. I mean, usually that kind of lie goes in the opposite direction.