Dictated

[schrodingersghost]

 [(Broken) Filter to Sheena]

Hey Sheena!  I was wondering if you had some time to help me out with something.  Its been a while since I did a check up on how strong my ghost powers are, and I really need a second person to help measure stuff.  You know, like how many miles an hour I can fly and how many times I can duplicate myself.

Comments

[schrodingersghost]

So.... you don't buy into the idea that all ghosts are odd malevolent manifestations of ectopasmic energy out to ruin the lives of humans for the fun of it?

[wilder]

[...a shrug]

In my world, ghosts are seen as souls with unsettled business.

- Okay some are assholes that try to kill you, but hey what else is new.

[schrodingersghost]

...Okay, that's better than it is back home. I mean, the part with trying to kill me is still pretty true.

[wilder]

Yeah well, if someone's a jerk in life they'll be a jerk in death too.

So are you dead or is this just some weird thing?

[schrodingersghost]

...I'm half. [His answer was reluctant. But he couldn't tell anything but the truth here.

Half-human, half-ghost, take your pick.

[wilder]

So......you're half-dead?

[schrodingersghost]

Something like that? I mean, there isn't really a test to tell what your percentage of being alive is.

[wilder]

I didn't even know there was a percentage scale. I just thought it was alive, dying and then dead.

[schrodingersghost]

Usually, yeah. Unless you manage to end up inside an experimental interdimensional portal as it is drilling a hole into a dimension filled with ghost energy.

...It was kind of a freak accident. Emphasis on freak.