Hey assholes! [Dictated loudly]

[originalcopy]

As hilarious as it is to get to read or hear all of your embarrassing emo bullshit... you all may want to know that you're not keeping that shit to yourselves.


Have a great day.

Comments

[whistles_the_blues]

Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.

[originalcopy]

Hey, someone had to stop pussy-footing around and just say it.

[too late for you emo-bot but maybe someone else will be spared.]

[whistles_the_blues]

And I was just thanking the loud mouth who did it.

[YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111]

[originalcopy]

...

[your thanks is uncannily like an insult.]

[whistles_the_blues]

[You aren't the only metal man capable of being a jerk.]

[not_nikkiheat]

You know, you could just ignore it.

[originalcopy]

Or, I let everyone know they've been making asses of themselves.

[it's not he's been actually reading everyone's journal entries. But this is as close to a good deed as you're getting from him.]

[not_nikkiheat]

Wow, that's big of you.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, I'm a real fuckin' hero...

[hard_talker]

Party pooper. [he's laughing as he says it, though]

[originalcopy]

Hey, you're always welcome to share anything embarrassing or inconvenient to the castle at large.

How else would we be entertained?

[hard_talker]

[he snickers] There's always that copy of 101 Ways To Break The Microwave we got in the library.

[originalcopy]

Oh yeah?

I'll have to check that out sometime. This place can get pretty damn boring when it isn't dumping shit on you.

written

[jimfromit]

Spoilsport. :-(

[originalcopy]

I don't know, I had fun with it.

And seriously... Emoticons?

Are you one of those tweenagers?

[jimfromit]

Hasn't it just?

But stopping the fun before we get to the really juicy secrets? That's mean.

And they help me express myself...something I've had problems with since daddy didn't get me that pony for christmas when I was ten. :-(

[originalcopy]

What can I say...I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

And you might want to keep working on the whole expressing yourself thing. A single emoticon isn't really doing it. :p

[solowingpixy]

It's pretty sad when this place needs a public service announcement for them to realize that they aren't keeping things to themselves now.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, no shit... and how much do you want to bet that people will just ignore me and post anyway.

[solowingpixy]

That'd be a pretty one-sided bet, given that we both know that's precisely what will happen.

[originalcopy]

I like it when the odds are in my favor.

[which is pretty much never actually]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Oh c'mon, the journal was just getting interesting.

[originalcopy]

What can I say... I'm just raining on everyone's parade today.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You're a terrible person. Go rethink your life.

And hang your head in shame or I'll know you're being insincere.

[originalcopy]

Oh no, what have I been doing all these years?! Some asshole thinks I'm a terrible person... obviously, the only thing to do is change my ways...

[The bitterest of laughs]

Yeah, I'll get right on that.