♅ fifteenth

[themistress]

[(Broken filter) Cair Paradisa]

The candies were really a nice try, but next time, it couldn't hurt to make them all want to fuck a lot more. Or at least take their clothes off.

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dictated, because this is the last thing in the castle Sirius should overhear LMAO

[heirofficium]

Seconded!

[themistress]

If you're seconding, I sincerely hope you're also naked.

[heirofficium]

I'm not, but I'll be perfectly honest with you, my like-minded stranger- as much as I enjoyed the spoils of these little bonbons as they were, if there was one that made people get down to their skivvies, it would've been even more entertaining.

[themistress]

Maybe just slightly less boring. I honestly can't believe the castle didn't make anyone fuck at all.

[heirofficium]

[ Someone thinks this lady might be of an older sort. ]

What, you're bored by having lads throw themselves at you? That's a shame.

[originalcopy]

Holy crap kid, if you're that desperate just ask her for a quick fuck... she's slut enough to say yes.

[seriously, you're embarrassing]

[themistress]

Bored? No. Accustomed to it? Yes. Either way, I'd rather see the people of this kingdom loosen up and get the sticks out of their asses.

- broken filter -

[peacockherald]

I am sure if you ask, ye shall receive in this place.

[themistress]

And yet I haven't received at all. One would think the castle isn't listening.

[peacockherald]

It does have it's limits, believe it or not. Or so I hope. That, or it does indeed have its own likes and dislikes.

[themistress]

And it's simply unfortunate that those likes don't include copious amounts of filthy fucking!

[peacockherald]

Please, do not encourage it. The forced kissing is more than enough.

- broken filter, dictated -

[wishmadeinfire]

I would advise to be careful with such wishing. You might not enjoy the way in which it grants. The Castle so does enjoy twisting words.

[themistress]

I love twisted! It's the best kind of wordplay.

Next to sexy, of course.

[wishmadeinfire]

Again, baiting might not be a good thing... but so long as you can live with what comes of it, I suppose that is truly up to you.

[themistress]

It's hardly baiting.

[wishmadeinfire]

Saying you love it when the castle twists your words and wishes? It's close enough to baiting, and if not that then encouraging.

[solowingpixy]

Maybe the castle's just savin' that one for a later date.

[themistress]

What a waste.

[solowingpixy]

[a slight chuckle]

Hardly a waste if it's got bigger plans. Unless you're just impatient, that is.

[legacydeck]

It certainly would have made things a lot more interesting.

[themistress]

Yes, it's really just such a shame that the castle passed on it. Singing, really? It's sad.