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paradisa2013-02-26 09:11 pm
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[Sherlock has been keeping to himself. Experiments to run, theories to test, thoughts to be had. He knows how to keep himself busy when it's necessary.
Unfortunately, his new hermit lifestyle doesn't agree well with the high-energy, high-maintenance puppy that's been passed down to him. Walking Gladstone around the flat doesn't seem to be cutting it, and he has no concept of what to do to make it better.
So predictably, when the journal opens, it does so to absolute chaos.
It must have fallen or been thrown, because it catches the tail-end of a BANG. There's a far off groan of frustration, followed by the much-closer snuffling of a dog that's found something new to investigate.]
Stop it. Stop-- [There's a series of small yips as Sherlock stoops to pick the journal up off the floor...
... Followed by an awkward pause while he debates between slamming it shut for the sake of his dignity, and asking for the help he clearly needs.
Well, the castle's heard the worst part already, and he is desperate. He clears his throat.]
My dog [the words sound stilted even as they come out of his mouth, but he presses on like what he's about to say isn't patently ridiculous] has been... energetic, lately. Too much. Walking isn't enough, apparently, and since I'm not about to let him loose through the hallways, I need someone with a dog approximately the same size and age to give him something to do.
Bloodhound, three months. Let me know.
[And the journal shuts, dignity only mostly damaged.]
Unfortunately, his new hermit lifestyle doesn't agree well with the high-energy, high-maintenance puppy that's been passed down to him. Walking Gladstone around the flat doesn't seem to be cutting it, and he has no concept of what to do to make it better.
So predictably, when the journal opens, it does so to absolute chaos.
It must have fallen or been thrown, because it catches the tail-end of a BANG. There's a far off groan of frustration, followed by the much-closer snuffling of a dog that's found something new to investigate.]
Stop it. Stop-- [There's a series of small yips as Sherlock stoops to pick the journal up off the floor...
... Followed by an awkward pause while he debates between slamming it shut for the sake of his dignity, and asking for the help he clearly needs.
Well, the castle's heard the worst part already, and he is desperate. He clears his throat.]
My dog [the words sound stilted even as they come out of his mouth, but he presses on like what he's about to say isn't patently ridiculous] has been... energetic, lately. Too much. Walking isn't enough, apparently, and since I'm not about to let him loose through the hallways, I need someone with a dog approximately the same size and age to give him something to do.
Bloodhound, three months. Let me know.
[And the journal shuts, dignity only mostly damaged.]
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Gladstone is off his leash (which Sherlock has twisted around his forearm), but doesn't seem interested in running off. Instead, he keeps his barking and jumping and running within a five-foot radius of Sherlock, occasionally pawing at his leg to demand attention.
He has to stoop to give it, and it's probably close to the most awkward he's ever felt.]
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What's his name?
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Sherlock straightens up.]
Gladstone.
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How long can it possibly take?
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You're the one complaining about him. [ You tell her how long it'll take to get over your snit.
She bends down to pick up the puppy. ] Give me a time and I'll have him back.
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I'm not looking for a reprieve [okay, he is, but] I'm looking for a solution. It's not any use to me if you return him as hyperactive as he is now.
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[ Going to the stairs! Yes, Gladstone, we're going to have a magnificent adventure. You get stuff to chew on and bird to harass and Bit to chase and if Nymeria gets back from hunting a direwolf to get
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Gladstone whines and squirms more when he notices Sherlock isn't following, but he quiets down eventually. After all, adventure.]
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He doesn't say anything. He's not about to jeopardize what he asked for in the first place. He holds his hands out to take Gladstone back.]
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Do you know how to look after a pup?
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Yes.
Now return him.
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Will you be needing other times alone?
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[ She holds the puppy out. ]
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It's no longer any of your concern.
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You are such a child.
[ She heads for the stairs. ]
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