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Journal the Seventh
[morning finds Lemony at his favorite spot in the library - a window seat with a view of the town, where the sun is bright but indirect. there's a small table off to his side, set with tea and some assorted pastries, a neatly constructed breakfast sandwich, and - of course - plenty of napkins. a stack of books sits to his other side, and on top, he's perched his journal. something about the quality of the light and the feeling of the moment almost makes him reach for his handkerchief ... and then he realizes that it is a good sort of melancholy. picking up his pen, he writes:]
To My Fellow Residents,
Over the past few days, I spent my time quietly observing what Paradisa wrought upon us: and while I could say much on the symbolism of age, the origins of the game of Bingo, and the perils of ingesting too many gelatin-based foodstuffs, I will not belabor you all with redundancy, a phrase which here means that many of you are likely discussing such topics amongst yourselves already.
Instead, I would be more interested to know how many of you possess the following traits, value the pursuant virtues, or have proficiency or curiosity in regards to the skills listed below:
☐ Curiosity
☐ Diligence
☐ Intelligence
☐ Courageousness
☐ Enthusiasm
☐ Versatility
☐ Punctuality
☐ Realism
☐ Respect
☐ Good Manners
☐ Integrity
☐ Stewardship
☐ Observation
☐ Codes
☐ Theatre
☐ Fire-fighting
☐ Lion taming
☐ (or really any sort of animal training)
☐ Self-defense
☐ Musicianship
☐ Artistry
☐ Mountaineering
☐ Cartography
☐ Inventing
☐ Rhetoric
☐ Biting
☐ Disguise
☐ Bibliophilia
☐ Herpetology
☐ Philately
☐ List-making
If the thought of placing an emphatic check or 'x' in several of the above boxes makes your fingers itch with anticipation, please speak with me, or come and join me in the library for a continental breakfast. After all, the world is quiet here. I hope to hear from you.
Very Fastidiously Drafted,

To My Fellow Residents,
Over the past few days, I spent my time quietly observing what Paradisa wrought upon us: and while I could say much on the symbolism of age, the origins of the game of Bingo, and the perils of ingesting too many gelatin-based foodstuffs, I will not belabor you all with redundancy, a phrase which here means that many of you are likely discussing such topics amongst yourselves already.
Instead, I would be more interested to know how many of you possess the following traits, value the pursuant virtues, or have proficiency or curiosity in regards to the skills listed below:
☐ Curiosity
☐ Diligence
☐ Intelligence
☐ Courageousness
☐ Enthusiasm
☐ Versatility
☐ Punctuality
☐ Realism
☐ Respect
☐ Good Manners
☐ Integrity
☐ Stewardship
☐ Observation
☐ Codes
☐ Theatre
☐ Fire-fighting
☐ Lion taming
☐ (or really any sort of animal training)
☐ Self-defense
☐ Musicianship
☐ Artistry
☐ Mountaineering
☐ Cartography
☐ Inventing
☐ Rhetoric
☐ Biting
☐ Disguise
☐ Bibliophilia
☐ Herpetology
☐ Philately
☐ List-making
If the thought of placing an emphatic check or 'x' in several of the above boxes makes your fingers itch with anticipation, please speak with me, or come and join me in the library for a continental breakfast. After all, the world is quiet here. I hope to hear from you.
Very Fastidiously Drafted,

Dictated
☐ Diligence
☐ Courageousness
☐ Versatility
☐ Integrity
☐ Stewardship
☐ Observation
☐ Self-defense
☐ Musicianship
☐ Biting
ahahaha biting. <3
That's quite a strong assortment of selections. What sort of things did you do, before arriving here?
Re: ahahaha biting. <3
Well ... I won the Hunger Games, participated twice, and fought in a war for the freedom of the twelve Districts. But ... before all that, I took care of my little sister. I hunted.
okay let me just prepare my heart
I'm glad to hear that you place such value on the well-being of your family, but ... pardon my asking: what are the Hunger Games?
[he thinks it sounds like an eating contest]
Re: okay let me just prepare my heart
[As many times as she's explained this to people - she knows she won't be prepared for their shock. Even as she mentally steels herself.] It's ... it was an annual even in Panem. For seventy five years, every year, two girls and two boys from each District were chosen to play in the Hunger Games. To win, you had to kill the other twenty three contestants. Except the year I won.
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Oh.
[pardon him while he does the math. seventy-five times twenty-three ... it's too horrible, he can't even multiply properly at the thought of it. he fumbles in his pocket for his handkerchief. his voice is watery when he speaks:]
... Dare I ask what transpired in the year that you won?
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...They offered an option. You could win as a pair, if you were from the same District. I - well - Peeta and I .. we came together. We fought to survive - and at the end they tried to renege on that. But ... I saw past them. They thought Peeta and I were in love -- that he was and that I was falling was ... well, not important. I made them think we were going to eat poison berries. To die together.
[She swallowed, looking away.] I don't think I was faking it, either.
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... But they let you win, regardless?
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They couldn't kill the star-crossed lovers. It would have been resulted open rebellion.
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Do you feel it was worth it?
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no subject
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...What sort of thing would I be teaching?