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[It was a nice day out and Danny was bored. So what does he do? He inflicts his sense of humor on the castle.]

Okay, you know what? I'm cracking up a little here. Try looking on the sunny side of life! Time to break out of your shell and stop scrambling everything up. Omelettin' you know right now, everything is eggcellent.

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[bro, no. Just... no] Please tell me you're being this terrible on purpose.

No one appreciates my humor.

You're lucky nobody throws tomatos at you.

I'm good at dodging.

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Funny.

But don't be surprised if others can't take the yolk.

Eh, you never know. Maybe this will make everyone crack up.

Or rush for the egg-sit.

Maybe they'll just beat it.

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Man, those are terrible. You gotta tell me who writes your material.

Oh, I came up with these all by myself.

Stone the crows, didn't I just tell you to stop that?

Oh come on, where's your sense of of humor?

It got crook and died.

Maybe you need to get a new one then.

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[golfclapping.]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

So what brought all this on?

Boredom, mostly. Plus Bunny hung up on me when I used a pun the other day. How could I refuse a challenge like that?

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[Danny may hear a soft groan and chuckle as Sheena reads all of the puns. There's no way she's going to stop him from doing this, and leaves him a quick picture instead:]

...Awesome!

Glad you liked it.

I was starting to wonder if anyone here had a decent sense of humor.

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Hey, you know what the French guy said when he ordered his breakfast at the diner?

No? What did he say?

One egg's un oeuf. Heh.

[which is, of course, pronounced "enough"]

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