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kamenriderdeno) wrote in
paradisa2012-02-15 02:08 am
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[Dictated, kind've obvious he's worried but he's trying to pass it off and keep his cool.]
So, uh, hey. Clearly yer' all bored an' need somethin' to do, so let's ask a question based solely on a, uh, purely hypothetical scenario that hasn't happened...here, involving anyone in 2014...t'promote open discussion 'n shit fer' entertainment value an' whatever.
So, uh, if ya' kinda trip and headbutt someone in the face, an' they've been hypothetically unconscious fer' a week since an' ya' can't wake 'em up, ya' prolly' should'a gotten 'em medical attention...like, urgently, right?
[A second, amused voice chimes in, interrupting.]
Sempai headbutted Ryotaro and he's been knocked out for a week now. He wants to know if this means he's accidentally killed him.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL!!...uh...I mean, don't mind that guy, he's a liar. He ain't honest.
They could always come up and check for themselves, so you're kind've wasting your time attempting to deny your actions.
Don't say stuff like that! Geez...
Anyway, look, eh, eitherway I'm jus' wonderin'. Nothin' is wrong. Nothin' at all.
So, uh, hey. Clearly yer' all bored an' need somethin' to do, so let's ask a question based solely on a, uh, purely hypothetical scenario that hasn't happened...here, involving anyone in 2014...t'promote open discussion 'n shit fer' entertainment value an' whatever.
So, uh, if ya' kinda trip and headbutt someone in the face, an' they've been hypothetically unconscious fer' a week since an' ya' can't wake 'em up, ya' prolly' should'a gotten 'em medical attention...like, urgently, right?
[A second, amused voice chimes in, interrupting.]
Sempai headbutted Ryotaro and he's been knocked out for a week now. He wants to know if this means he's accidentally killed him.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL!!...uh...I mean, don't mind that guy, he's a liar. He ain't honest.
They could always come up and check for themselves, so you're kind've wasting your time attempting to deny your actions.
Don't say stuff like that! Geez...
Anyway, look, eh, eitherway I'm jus' wonderin'. Nothin' is wrong. Nothin' at all.

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Hmm... [why does this sound like something that would totally happen to her. Anyway, she completely believes that this is hypothetical, because she's Colette]
I think if someone was hurt like that, it would be a good idea for them to go to the clinic, just in case!
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Nice to kn-
[Second voiiiice.]
They are. Listen, if you wouldn't mind doing me a favor, go get someone from the cli-
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[Annnnd there's the sound of someone getting shoved away.]
Hey, uh, Colette...I don't suppose you got any medical trainin' or anythin'.
[totally going out on a limb here...]
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Um... I have a friend who is training at the clinic? Or I could always carry someone to the clinic and someone there would be able to help?
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[Damnit.]
No, it, uh...it's cool! Really, s'fine, no worries. We got someone comin' up anyway.
It's, uh, best if not a lot a people find out about this anyway, so, eheh..
[Says the guy who just dictated it to pretty much everyone with a journal.
Which is everyone.]
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SHE'S REALLY QUICK ON THE UPTAKE]Are you sure you don't need any help>
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[Have a rather worried sounding Carson, there.]
Is he okay?
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So have him totally responding as nonchalantly as possible.]
A' course! I...uh, said it was hypothetical right.
The guy is totally fine.
No need t'worry!
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If you're sure.
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Are you sure he's not hurt?
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But it ain't my fault y'hear! Get yer' ass up here, I mentioned the room number already.
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I'll be there in ten minutes.
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Right, gotcha'. Just walk on in once ya' get up, door's unlocked.
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It takes about ten minutes before the door opens.]
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Yo, doc! Least I'm guessin' yer' him anyway.
[There're three others in the room who don't really acknowledge Caron's presence, and Ryotaro himself who is just sort've...sat up in a chair. Unconscious.
Yep.
What is common sense]
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[He then locks eyes on Ryotaro.]
Bloody hell...
[Don't mind him, he's just running over to check on him, pulling his scanner out to take some readings.]
How did this happen?
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And may've headbutted the guy straight on by accident, and uh, he's been like this ever since.
But I mean c'mon, this can't be it! It ain't like our boy Ryotaro here hasn't taken worse. No way is this gonna keep 'em down for this long.
It's gotta be somethin' else, right doc?
dictaged -> actiun
and you guys just left him there??
oh my god words cannot convey all my facepalm right now
im coming up
[AND SO, SHE COMES UP AND CHECKS FOR HERSELF. He lives in her same tower anyway, lolol. So in a second, have an Aradia poking her hooded head through the door.]
Re: dictaged -> actiun
Yo', robogirl! Long time no see.
[NOTHING WRONG HERE SEE.........]
Re: dictaged -> actiun
[It presently to Aradia that this is the first time she's seen all the Imagin in their real forms! Another feather toward her Imagin Hat achievement. But that's not important right now, especially since she has no idea which name goes with who. Or that an Imagin Hat achievement exists.
She strides over to the chair where Ryotaro is (presumably) propped up and looks him over, her wings fluttering with annoyance.]
You said he's been out for a week? Or was that just exaggerating.
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Nah, ain't exaggeratin' nothin' on my part. Been a full on week now.
Any idea what's up?
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[WELP she's gonna go ahead and TK-lift Ryotaro's corpse outta the chair.]