Bond. James Bond (
last_rat_standing) wrote in
paradisa2013-03-13 12:58 pm
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[it had been a calm and peaceful morning in Paradisa. The sun was shining, the ducks were quacking away by the duck pond. All in all a lovely day.
That is until the thin layer of ice covering the duck pond cracks and shatters with a FOOM as a flare bursts through, sputtering out and landing harmlessly in a nearby snowbank. Seconds later a man breaks the surface of the water, gasping for air. He blinks in the sunlight, confused. It had been night a moment ago and the fire coming from the house shouldn't give off that much light. What the bloody hell is going on here?
He turns in the water, trying to get his bearings. Snow. Sunlight. And he is most definitely not treading water in the moors. He carefully makes his way to shore, cautiously silent as he surveys his surroundings. His eyes scan the surface of the castle in front of him. Not only was that most certainly not a Scottish castle but there shouldn't be any buildings for miles. He doesn't know what's going on but he most certainly doesn't like it.
As he pulls himself out of the... what is this a pond?... water splashes over the open journal laying on the shore. He doesn't pay it any mind as he looks for anyone who might be responsible for this nonsense. Silva? If he got to M first he would pray for death before Bond was through with him.]
((OOC: Open for action but have fun with those soaking wet journals, everyone!))
That is until the thin layer of ice covering the duck pond cracks and shatters with a FOOM as a flare bursts through, sputtering out and landing harmlessly in a nearby snowbank. Seconds later a man breaks the surface of the water, gasping for air. He blinks in the sunlight, confused. It had been night a moment ago and the fire coming from the house shouldn't give off that much light. What the bloody hell is going on here?
He turns in the water, trying to get his bearings. Snow. Sunlight. And he is most definitely not treading water in the moors. He carefully makes his way to shore, cautiously silent as he surveys his surroundings. His eyes scan the surface of the castle in front of him. Not only was that most certainly not a Scottish castle but there shouldn't be any buildings for miles. He doesn't know what's going on but he most certainly doesn't like it.
As he pulls himself out of the... what is this a pond?... water splashes over the open journal laying on the shore. He doesn't pay it any mind as he looks for anyone who might be responsible for this nonsense. Silva? If he got to M first he would pray for death before Bond was through with him.]
((OOC: Open for action but have fun with those soaking wet journals, everyone!))

first tag, yus
He rounds the corner and comes to the duck pond... and sees James climbing out, sopping wet.
Oh dear. This was not the first time, someone had fallen in, nor probably the last, though by the bewildered look, this might be his first. ]
I see you've made yourself acquainted with our duck pond.
[ Have a six foot tall elf-like person coming closer James, with black hair to the floor and dressed in what probably looks like a mix of Japanese and Indian traditional dress. And yes, he has those elf-like ears poking out from either side of his head.]
\o/
[At 5'10" the strange man's height doesn't bother him. The dress doesn't, either, though it's something he's more used to seeing in India or Hong Kong than in Scotland. What does ping him as strange, however, are the ears. No, really, what are those?
He came at a rush which means he had been concerned, and the look in his eyes is a good indication that it's legitimate. Where the dress is unusual for the location and time period it wouldn't be the first time he'd come up against someone with questionable taste in fashion. He can overlook the ears for the time being because there are more important things at hand than the man's ears.
He casually stands at an angle from the man, keeping the hidden knife further away from him. He doesn't seem bothered in the least by the fact that he's soaking wet in the snow with a few stubborn remnants of dirt and blood streaked down his face and neck.]
Our duck pond?
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It might not go well either, considering Ashura could control fire, but that was a last trick up the sleeve he kept to himself usually - at least at first meetings.
He watched the other with golden eyes, a manicured brow arching the tiniest bit.]
Our as in the residents here. Which, I should add, you are now a part of. And just so we can skip the next obvious question - "here" is Paradisa.
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dictated for now
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"Dude"? [He seems to roll the word around in his mouth. Who are you to be speaking to him so casually, mystery person?
His hand shoots up to his ear as he continues]
I've just come out of it. [He looks around again. This just has trap written all over it. This kid definitely isn't Silva but he could be another one of his flunkies.] I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been introduced. I would do the honors but I prefer doing so when I can see the person I'm speaking with.
[He pulls his hand away from his ear, staring at it for a moment. What the hell?]
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[and with that pleasant thought to keep Bond occupied, Percy is on his way down to the pond]
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Ak-Shun!
He has his quiver and flightcase containing his bow, which he casually unzips enough so he can get at it. Anyone who lands in a duck pond may be a bit crazy.]
Y'know, there's baths up at the castle, right?
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He casually glances at the castle before back at the other man.]
I'm afraid I've yet to be given a grand tour.
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[Oh, look. Someone who knows where to put his eyes. Clint noticed that look, James. Now he's doing his best to look non-threatening.]
Want some help?
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It only takes a few minutes walk for her to reach the pond. Seeing the confused man, she can make a good guess of what happened.]
You certainly know how to make an entrance.
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I occasionally have my moments, yes.
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action;
Unfortunately dudes climbing out of ponds are of more interest to this large, white dog than anything else, so have a Great Pyrenees sniffing excitedly at you, bro.
Brock is not far behind.] Oh, what...
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Lose something?
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THREADJACK!!!!!!!!!
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we're keeping the fourth wall intact just so you know C:
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You know, if you were interested in swimming, the pool inside the castle would be a better place.
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I'm afraid in this instance I had little choice in the matter but I'll certainly bear that in mind for the future.
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FWOOSH!
Her journal is suddenly soaking wet. And since it was on her lap, she is now, likewise soaking wet. That earns a yelp and the sounds of her flinging the journal, because damn that was cold.
Now she's wandering off to change her pants, leaving her journal open on the floor, for you to hear the rustling and grumbling that accompany her actions... Finally, she comes back, and picks up the journal. It's much too soaked to write in right now, so she begrudgingly resorts to speaking.]
"Did you like the pond?"
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Yes, of course. I must remember to tell my friends.
[And why the HELL does he keep touching his ear?!]
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LOL you win
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Why were you using a flare?
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Do you always ask questions of someone you've never properly met?
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Books are supposed to stay dry.
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They are, yes. Of course when one is unaware of a book's existence or its proximity to water it's difficult to prevent such a thing from happening.
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Pardon me, but what happened to you? Did you fall on the pond?
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Is that what this is? It's a bit difficult to tell from under the ice.
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[The profanity might have been Russian but the general tone gave a pretty decent indication of what she thought of the sudden rush of water that poured out of her journal.]
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Is that type of language really necessary?
[Why yes, Natasha, he understood that fowl mouth of yours]