Skit 10: Pie Day

[protosshaze]

There are so many pies! Is this another holiday? I like it a lot.

But are you supposed to have curry in a pie? It doesn't taste right.

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[pint_sized_carnivore]

Curry pies? I haven't had those in a while! They stopped selling them in Junes.

[protosshaze]

Are you sure it's supposed to be in a pie?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yeah! They're good. Especially the curried minced beef pies!

[protosshaze]

Okay. I'll try one of those next.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

You should!

Wait, does that mean we can get them anywhere in this castle? I'm still new so I don't know the cool places to hang out in.

[protosshaze]

I just asked the castle for curry and it gave me a pie. You can get food anywhere but I like eating in the kitchen.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

[Anywhere? Ohohoho! Maybe this castle isn't as bad as she thought!]

Whoa! Really? You could ask the castle for food?! I don't have any money with me, and I am getting hungry.

[protosshaze]

Yes. If you wanted a salad, you could say "may I please have a salad, castle". [and now Sophie has a Salad Pie]

Oh. That's a pie, too.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Ooh! Ooh! May I please have some steak skewers, castle?

[A big lump of steaming steak pie landed on the nightstand beside Chie's bed]

Wait, pie? I wished for skewers! [Chie took a closer look and smelled the aroma of steak coming from within the pie] Ooh, I can smell the steaky goodness.

[protosshaze]

Everything is being made into a pie today. I think that's part of the holiday.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Holiday? I don't know what date it is in this world... And I don't know any holiday that celebrates with pie.

[protosshaze]

I'll ask Bunnymund. He will know.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Bunnymund? Is he an actual bunny? [Chie won't be surprised if he is. She has seen a bear thing back home]

[protosshaze]

He's the Easter Bunny.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

What? For real!?

What kind of world have I got into? Is this inside the TV...?

[protosshaze]

What's Tee Vee?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Uh... Wow I don't really know how to describe it. It's uh- A box that shows moving pictures!

[protosshaze]

Oh, okay.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No holiday I've ever heard of.

You put...curry in a pie?

[protosshaze]

Oh, okay.

No. I asked for curry and it gave me a pie with curry inside.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...That'd be an acquired taste, I bet.

[protosshaze]

It didn't taste very good, but that girl seems to like them.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...Takes all sorts, I guess.

[protosshaze]

If all food turns into pie, how are we supposed to eat?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Looks like you'll have to eat pies.

Or see if the food in the town is the same.

[protosshaze]

Okay, I'll go see.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Take care out there, bugalugs.

[protosshaze]

It will be ripper! [did she use that right?]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[He laughs, because yes, yes she did] Too right it will be.