written!

[nukeoleptic]

what is the craziest thing you have ever wished for? :o
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)

also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing

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[shenunigans]

guess not
but whose to say he isnt one of those ones
i mean if hes an extension of myself he's at least 99% lazy bastard
according to your statistics anyway
so im pretty sure relating him back to those birds that hitch rides in exchange for bug picking arent like the most horrible comparison you could make
did you ever see him floating along on a sea of nakkodiles
or uh
i guess he wouldnt because he can fly
but birds can fly
theyre just too fucking lazy
why the fuck do they need to hitch rides when they can fucking fly
whats the deal with birds anyway

[And so Dave flawlessly made the situation more awkward by over compensating and rambling.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ It is probably a pretty good thing that she is both very familiar with and very unfazed by Dave's particular brand of rambling. ]

he is not an "extension" of you :P

[shenunigans]

you know what i meant

[Oops.]

[nukeoleptic]

i knoooow but you should be careful about how you phrase things :(
he is a totally separate person

[ :|!!! ]

[shenunigans]

a totally different person who isnt here

[nukeoleptic]

i hope he does
i think he would like it here

1/2

[shenunigans]

[There is the tiniest, stupidest pang of annoyance at that. Suddenly he just feels like he's not good enough and hell if he knows why....so he's just going to squash that down and pretend he never felt it.]

2/2

[shenunigans]

im sure hed have a real hoot
get it
because hes part bird

[nukeoleptic]

[ She has no idea, okay. :( Sorry, Dave; it's been a long few months. ]

pffffthahaha
like one percent, remember?
but bluh whatever i am here so maybe he wouldnt want to be here ~_~

so two and a half elephants?
which half are you going to wish for??

[shenunigans]

[It's a good thing she doesn't! Because he'd never want her to feel badly over his own weird moods. Besides, when Jade is happy it's hard not to be as well.

It kind of just solidifies that they've missed a lot while being apart. And while part of him wants to drop it and say nothing. The other part...well...]

so you guys were tight huh


the front end
with the tusks
but no i was thinking more like
a miniature elephant
why dont you just wish for a tiny one so its not such a huge deal when you realise theyre boring as all hell

[nukeoleptic]

[ It's part of why she enjoys being here so much. She'd always thought she'd get to see Rose and Dave and the trolls in the dream bubbles; it's why leaving on the ship had been so easy.

Bluh. ]

yeah, we dated for a while

and i didnt even consider a miniature elephant :o
omg that would be awesome

[shenunigans]

wow what
okay lets put a pin in the super important elephant issue and just focus on this fluff for a second

you guys were an item???
how did that happen?

[nukeoleptic]

idk, how does something like that usually happen?
he is funny and smart and sweet and we liked each other i guess
it is not a very exciting story dave

[shenunigans]

oh ok
makes sense

so when you say used to?

[nukeoleptic]

um
he broke up with me a few days before i came here

[shenunigans]

sounds like a dumb trashbag
whyre you still so big on the dsprite promotion front then?

[nukeoleptic]

the fact that he is a very good friend that i miss a lot has not changed because we are no longer clandestinely smooching you know

[ Maybe if she oogies him out he'll stop asking questions. :C ]

[shenunigans]

sucks to be him then



i got a girlfriend too
sort of

[Not that he's trying to make himself feel better by saying so..WHY DOES HE FEEL BAD AT ALL?? Augh.]

[nukeoleptic]

people are allowed to break up with people!
it is a free country (space ship??)



and what?
really?






you arent dating rose are you???

[shenunigans]

i guess i cant really see why he would
figured you guys would be good together since you enable his needy shit with your friendliness and understanding

yes
really
try not to act surprised


god no
fuck no
no incesto jade
why would you even
no

now the question is whether i even want to tell you now wow

[nukeoleptic]

he is not needy, dont say that about him
he just didnt like me in that way like he thought he did
and that is ok, there is nothing wrong with that



and
ummmm okay sorry i do not even know all of the trolls you are traveling with!
aradia didnt come with you, did she?
is it kanaya?
karkat????

[shenunigans]

i think i would know him but ok
we can drop that because its treading from tentatively awkward to a goddamn minefield of shitty things to say
moving on now

aradia did but its not timesis
no kanaya is roses girlfriend
theyre really gross together

nope
not even
even if he totally tried to worm his way into a threesome

its terezi
was terezi
hell if i know

[nukeoleptic]

bluhhh it is okay to talk about these things!!
but we can move on if you want :P

and kanaya and rose are together?
thats cute
the 'was' confuses me though
you do not know??

[shenunigans]

i havent got anything new to add to it so dropping it is the way to go

they went on a date
rose was drunk off her tits with excitement
then it was kind of awkward for everyone

uh well
ive been here a few months now
you know how things kind of have a habit of changing rapidly back where we come from
anything could have happened
and hell
who knows how long well be here

[nukeoleptic]

whoah rose has not told me anything about that!!
crazy
and yes well i hope things turn out well for you guys :(