059. [dictated]

[foolreversed]

[he's all moved back into the castle now, with his room all set back up and his pets refamiliarized with the environment. Time to surf the journal while getting a snack!]

I know calling the castle strange is pretty much like pointing out water's wet but it kind of strikes me as odd that given the way it loves to make people kiss or put them in weird, couple related situations that I haven't seen it try to do anything for White Day while here.

Like, I know that's just a thing for us Asians but given the way it's basically just part 2 of Valentine's Day you'd almost think it'd be all for it.

Not that I can really complain about the pies though, even if I didn't get it. Or not having to give girls anything.

Speaking of...

[ok so he stuffed his fridge with some pies once he got back to the castle because he's a lazy fuck who can't turn down free or cheap foods in large quantities but...]

...You think a pie's still good after a week?

[adachi no.]

Comments

[rogueofheart]

That depends. What kind of pie did you save?

[foolreversed]

[he's quiet as he takes a closer look at the one he's pulled out]

Lots... without really keeping track of what they were.

I think this one might be blueberry.... Or salmon roe. It's a mystery.

[rogueofheart]

A fruit pie might be safe, but as much as I love fish, I think the salmon pie would be a great big "no." At least for sensitive human tummies.

1/2

[foolreversed]

Hmm... I guess the only way to know for sure is to cut it up and take a look...

[so excuse him a moment as he does just that!]

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[foolreversed]

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It's all black inside......

[rogueofheart]

Okay, definitely do not eat that.

[foolreversed]

B-But, what if it's just squid ink...........?

[rogueofheart]

Is that a thing that humans like to eat? I thought you all preferred to stay away from a beast's bodily fluids and make sure their carcasses were cooked.

[foolreversed]

Oh nah, you can use squid ink for some things! They sometimes make pasta with it, it's good! [:9]

And we don't always cook everything-- well, I guess the western world does but back in my country we like stuff when it's fresh, and the freshest way to have fish is raw!

[rogueofheart]

[!!!!]

Yeah! Finally someone gets it! I get funny looks when I want to eat raw fish, so it is very surprising to hear that there are people that like to eat their fishies just the way I like them.

[luxe_can_kill]

A week? That seems too long for any food, however I'm no expert... [It's not chocolate for White Day, but hey the total knockout lady actually talked to him...]

I am making some pasta, and I went over with the amount of ingredients I wished for, so I have enough for a serving of a dozen people. If you're hungry, perhaps you could try out some of what I made?

[...AND invited him to eat with her. Adachi pimpin']

1/IDEFK

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done

[foolreversed]

[well now that he's had, oh I don't know, WHAT PERSONALLY FELT LIKE AN ETERNITY to process that he's just gonna--]

W-Wait, really??

Re: done

[luxe_can_kill]

[A slight laugh] Yes, of course.

[foolreversed]

[dinner with a babe

dinner that said babe made

and that babe is goddamn mitsuru kirijo

what lottery did you just win adachi holy shit]

I... I'd love to!!

[luxe_can_kill]

I hope you like Pinot Noir. The castle was kind enough to grant my wish for the most expensive one on the planet. Well, at least back home it was. I'll be in the kitchen, I'll be waiting for you here.

[foolreversed]

Pee-no.... no... [dfsjkhdjkf FOREIGN WORDS OH CRAP] ????

U-Um, right! I'll be down there right away, for sure!!

[antimafia]

Why don't you try it and let us all know?

[foolreversed]

I would but I figure someone else probably already knows.

[is that his smartass detector going off he can't tell yet]

[antimafia]

Oh, you shouldn't count on that! Be adventurous in the spirit of scientific inquiry. You can't really die here, right?

[So that's ok then!]

[foolreversed]

[OOPS THOSE ARE THE ENTIRELY WRONG WORDS MUKURO not that you could have.... known Adachi actually has died here, or anything fjkhjfjd.

Any piece of usual jovialness is gone immediately from his voice.]

Don't. Don't even start.

[psych0p0mps]

didnt you eat year old ice cream that one time
if your stomach can handle that it can probably handle week old pie

[foolreversed]

Ice cream is totally different! Nothing goes bad in the freezer!

[psych0p0mps]

then put the pie in the freezer if you are so disproportionately worried about it!
problem solved

[foolreversed]

Not if it's already bad!

Then it'll always remain bad!

Forever.

[psych0p0mps]

well i suppose you could take the opposite approach and just incinerate it

[shenunigans]

pie is always good
even after an eternity

[foolreversed]

Even meat pie?

[shenunigans]

uh
maybe not meat pie
why dont you just wish up new pie

[foolreversed]

But that's wasting food!!

[shenunigans]

theyre already wasted man
let em go to the big trash can in the sky